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I need a laugh.....
Sunday, November 27, 2011 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Reply #70 Tuesday, December 13, 2011 1:37 AM
I had Jafo try that "GoodEyeMight" thing and damned if he didn't sound like he comes from Brooklyn.
Reply #71 Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:29 AM
Nah... you'd never hear a Brooklynite talk like that. They'd take you for an alien or some such and steal your wallet or your stash, smokes, loose change, gerbils, nomenclature ......
Reply #72 Tuesday, December 13, 2011 11:38 AM
Reply #79 Wednesday, December 14, 2011 5:24 PM
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, “WOW, I just can’t believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction.”
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, “You’re hallucinating, You’ve finally lost your mind.”
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
One said to the other, “You know, we’ve been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman.
It’s been such a long, long time….So … do you think we should … well … you know … screw her?”
“Out of WHAT?!?” asked the other.
Reply #80 Wednesday, December 14, 2011 5:25 PM
Four men and a woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square.
The first man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, she is slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips… When she walks into a room, people say, ‘Oh My God.’”
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Reply #61 Monday, December 12, 2011 2:49 PM