EEEWW.... MAGGOTS
starkers pulls a swifty
Sunday, October 3, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."
From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"
Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."
That did the trick! Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....
mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"
With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked
mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"
A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there??? You bin down here eating again, haven't you??? Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."
Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3.
I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. 
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Reply #42 Friday, October 8, 2010 5:34 PM
Ring worms too. Had a bout with them when I was a kid. No fun there.
Reply #45 Friday, October 8, 2010 8:06 PM
Doc, you're amazing. You should skin something.
To tell the truth I didn't know it was a fungus. All these years and I thought it was a worm. DUH! Don't I feel stupid. Lol
Reply #46 Friday, October 8, 2010 11:29 PM
Are we still talking about worms here... or politicians? 
Which reminds me... about the girl frog who kept disappearing every night, so daddy frog decided to find out where and followed her at a distance. After crossing several fields and going up and down many a dale, daddy frog rounded a bend and found his froggy daughter sitting on a toadstool.
He did... and he's still putting Band-Aids on it. 
Yeah, that's like me and cold sores.... could never figure out why they called 'em that when they burned like hell.
Reply #47 Friday, October 8, 2010 11:34 PM
Zipper malfunction?
Reply #48 Saturday, October 9, 2010 1:13 AM
And did he self-medicate and administer his own anaesthetic?
Ooops, I'm getting all cross-threaded again.
Reply #49 Saturday, October 9, 2010 2:59 PM
Okay ... okay. Back on track. Better to be cross-threaded than cross-dressed.
Reply #50 Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:38 AM
That's for sure! Last time I cross-dressed, some bloke came up and felt my boobies... said he liked 'em and the next thing I know I'm being chased around the exercise yard by a bunch of convicts.
Reply #51 Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:39 AM
Told you not to blow them balloons up to much. Next time make them little this way once you do the first go round after they chase you you can sit out the rest.
Reply #52 Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:24 AM
Nah, they weren't balloons... they were my man boobs (moobies)
Reply #55 Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:13 PM
Yup, sure has! What I want to stay up is going down further all the time. 
And some things (well one in particular) thinks gravity is an excuse not to get up at all.
Reply #57 Monday, October 11, 2010 10:26 AM
I applied for a new implant but they sent me back all these forms to fill out. A form for a tax concession on a new implant; a form for a supplementary benefit for having had an unemployed implant; a form for tax relief on artificial body parts; a form for discount on the surgical procedure if I'm over 55; a form for a levy reduction on the recovery period in the implant clinic; a form for excise reduction on new implant lubricant, and an income tax form for when my implant is again gainfully employed.
By the time I fill out all these forms and provide all the evidentiary documentation in support of each claim, I'll probably be too old and will have forgotten what an implant's used for.
Still, it'd look pretty impressive in the retirement village lawn bowls locker room.
Reply #58 Monday, October 11, 2010 3:35 PM
So give all those forms to mrs starkers for duplication then load them up in your browser, which remembers everything, download them, print them out and all of them will be signed sealed and all you got to do is call up the revenooer and tell him to come and get them. Simple.
Reply #59 Tuesday, October 12, 2010 3:58 AM
I wish it were that simple. The revenooer wants them filled out in triplicate.... hand written in red ink, signed and witnessed, and counter-signed and witnessed by an officer of the court.
It might be simpler and much quicker to go 'black market' with this. That cuts out all the red tape and bureaucratic BS.... not to mention having a selection of sizes, textures and colours to choose from. The thing is, black marketeers charge like a wounded bull chasing an upstart matador who just stuck a spear in its rump.
Oh well, gotta pay if yer wanna play, I guess. 
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Reply #41 Friday, October 8, 2010 5:29 PM
What about after the clip syd posted, about the returned soldier who discovered a worm up his butt?
Parasites....there's a reason they have such a bad reputation.