EEEWW.... MAGGOTS
starkers pulls a swifty
Sunday, October 3, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."
From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"
Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."
That did the trick! Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....
mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"
With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked
mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"
A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there??? You bin down here eating again, haven't you??? Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."
Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3.
I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. 
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Reply #83 Sunday, October 17, 2010 12:21 PM
I'll stick with the Cheerios.
(shivers as stomach does a flip flop)
Reply #84 Sunday, October 17, 2010 9:53 PM
Now come, man, get a grip on yourself. Otherwise, you'll have stuff that's supposed to be coming up going down (burps)... and stuff that's supposed to be going down coming up (well you know).
Reply #85 Sunday, October 17, 2010 9:58 PM
Wow. I never could seem to make up your mind. Up, down,down,up ... details, details. It all comes out in the end. 
Reply #86 Sunday, October 17, 2010 10:24 PM
True, but I know which end I prefer it to come out of, tho. 
Reply #87 Monday, October 18, 2010 6:27 AM
What happens when the up-down chuck can't make up it's mind and does both ends at the same time?
Reply #88 Monday, October 18, 2010 8:17 AM
then you are in BIG trouble 
Reply #89 Monday, October 18, 2010 9:09 AM
Tell you ... it ain't fun running between a sink and a bowl. Been there.
Reply #90 Monday, October 18, 2010 9:14 AM
yup me too lol
Reply #91 Monday, October 18, 2010 2:46 PM
They should give karma to the survivors of up, down chucks.
Don't mind me ...... I'm just in one of those moods.
Reply #92 Monday, October 18, 2010 4:36 PM
We never mind you... cos you're always in one of 'those' moods. Which is probably just as well... nobody else around here does bonkers quite like you.
Yer a treasure, Uvah me mate, that be fer shure. 
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Reply #81 Saturday, October 16, 2010 11:35 PM
Nope. Starbucks coffee with an inferior coffee is just as potent, silent but room clearing. Just ask the guys I was hangin' with today.
I would ask the guys you were hanging with today... but I can't catch up with 'em.
You shure did a number on them, eh!