EEEWW.... MAGGOTS
starkers pulls a swifty
Sunday, October 3, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."
From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"
Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."
That did the trick! Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....
mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"
With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked
mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"
A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there??? You bin down here eating again, haven't you??? Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."
Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3.
I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. 
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You guys are the best! You make me feel so loved. 
Reply #24 Monday, October 4, 2010 8:09 PM
And you are... loved.... for your contributions to the forums and galleries... for the person you are. 
Reply #25 Tuesday, October 5, 2010 12:32 AM
i saw on this show titled Taboo, there is a village in Italy that eats a cheese with live maggots in it. They say, the maggots eat the cheese, then the maggots defecate in the cheese, this, is what, gives it it's distinctive flavor. Lovely, ain't it?
Reply #26 Tuesday, October 5, 2010 3:30 AM
I dunno about lovely, but it is interesting...
Hey signorina, why isa my cheesea walking acrossa the table all by itselfa?
Reply #27 Tuesday, October 5, 2010 8:59 AM
Leaving behind tiny little brown lumps that look surprisingly like tiny little brown lumps.
Reply #28 Tuesday, October 5, 2010 9:50 AM
And they wouldn't be tiny little lumps of brown sugar, neither. 
Reply #32 Thursday, October 7, 2010 4:34 AM
nor grains of pepper.. or currants or sultanas....
Looks suspiciously like maggot sh!t to me. 
Reply #33 Thursday, October 7, 2010 6:49 AM
There's only one way to find out. Call up Professor JBHL and ask him to bring his super powered stethoscope. If they really are maggot shit we'll be able to hear them slushing.
Reply #34 Thursday, October 7, 2010 7:55 AM
call that a maggot.... 
now that's... a maggot.... 
Reply #36 Thursday, October 7, 2010 9:34 AM
Not very pleasant, hey! I think I might have unpleasant dreams tonight now. 
Reply #38 Thursday, October 7, 2010 3:49 PM
My sister had a friend who took a vacation to Cancun and came back with a botfly "illegal immigrant." A vacation to Cancun has always been a dream of mine, since I learned about Cancun in the 6th grade from my Spanish I teacher, but after that story....not so much.
Reply #39 Friday, October 8, 2010 12:23 PM
What about after the clip syd posted, about the returned soldier who discovered a worm up his butt?
EEEEWWWW. Now that's really gross.... I just hope he washed his hands thoroughly after pulling it out. 
Reply #40 Friday, October 8, 2010 4:38 PM
Not an image you'd want stuck in your head or in this case stuck up your butt. EEEW is right.
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Reply #21 Monday, October 4, 2010 10:01 AM
Everybody stand up and give Karen the ovation. Seems she pulled off the skin of the century. Not saying what or which zombie she mugged to get it. Thanksgiving is next. Sleepy Hollow comes to mind. (hint hint...hehehe).