EEEWW.... MAGGOTS
starkers pulls a swifty
Sunday, October 3, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."
From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"
Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."
That did the trick! Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....
mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"
With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked
mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"
A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there??? You bin down here eating again, haven't you??? Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."
Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3.
I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. 
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Reply #63 Wednesday, October 13, 2010 7:46 AM
We WON'T be going there, will we!!!!
While my waistline and everything else seems to be getting bigger with age.... 
Besides, at my age it's not the size that counts... it's how dependable my incontinence pads are.
Reply #64 Wednesday, October 13, 2010 3:31 PM
Then I won't give you the color. I figure you got enough of that when the Depends aren't.
Reply #65 Wednesday, October 13, 2010 9:08 PM
Why don't you just download a torrent from Implant Bay.
Reply #66 Wednesday, October 13, 2010 10:41 PM
Now why didn't I thunk that? You truly are a wizard. Can I have your autograph?
Reply #67 Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:40 AM
I don't need you to give me a colour.... everything inside my underwear has a green tinge.
[quote]Oh well, gotta pay if yer wanna play, I guess.
Why don't you just download a torrent from Implant Bay[/quote]
I tried that already....damned thing came with a 'crack' in it. 
And now I know why they call it 'warez'.... warez out before the use by date rolls around. 
Reply #68 Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:53 AM
Oh, and BTW, Wiz, you wanna hope Jafo doesn't come in here and see that you've promoted the idea of obtaining an implant from a warez site.
You know how he feels about warez... 
You might be lucky to get off with a warning this time.... then he'd tell me to go buy one from the developer. 
Hope they're available through BestBuy or Amazon, then.... cos otherwise it a long bloody way to go.
Reply #69 Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:03 AM
Hehe, I can see it now: "Hey honey, your new dick just arrived in the post!"
Reply #70 Thursday, October 14, 2010 8:35 AM
New implants for sale ...................... get 'em while they're HOT!
Weren't we talkin' about maggots?
Did maggots infiltrate the new implant stock?
Is that why people are flocking to 'warez' sites?
Is Jafo gonna kill us for bringing up 'warez'???
Reply #71 Thursday, October 14, 2010 9:45 AM
Yeah, we were talking about maggots... it's amazing, really, how I manage to pirate my own thread.
Guess I'm so used to doing it to others threads, sooner or later it was inevitable.
And no, the maggots didn't infiltrate the implant stock. They saw them and thought: "Geez, they're mighty big f**king worms!" and went the other way for fear of being eaten.
It's funny, I always fairly naive and thought a warez site was where plumbers and the like picked up porcelain ware... you know, toilets and the like. Then Jafo edjurcated me.
If he does... it's Wiz's fault.
Reply #72 Thursday, October 14, 2010 4:58 PM
I concur completely. If'n we get killed dead I ain't gonna play with Wiz no more. Blame it on Jafo, he did it.
Reply #73 Friday, October 15, 2010 3:52 AM
Probably no less, either! I wonder what his missus will have to say about that. 
Reply #74 Friday, October 15, 2010 6:19 AM
I didn't stick around long enough to find out. There's this really really big bunny guarding the front lawn. I didn't think bunnies had eight inch fangs and claws sharp enough to rend steel. Needless to say a hasty exit was a good idea.
Reply #75 Friday, October 15, 2010 11:44 AM
And I can see it now... your little legs running ten to the dozen on the spot (like in the cartoons) for 20 seconds or so before you start moving.
Reply #76 Friday, October 15, 2010 7:28 PM
And that's my cloud of dust heading for the horizon.
Reply #77 Friday, October 15, 2010 10:06 PM
So it's true what they say, then,,,, that you're so old you fart dust? 
Reply #78 Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:35 AM
Better than clouds of brown goop thick enough to make the Golden Gate Bridge disappear.
Reply #79 Saturday, October 16, 2010 11:13 AM
You only need to mix a little coffee with yer dust... with a laxette or two, and that's very possible.
Reply #80 Saturday, October 16, 2010 7:17 PM
Nope. Starbucks coffee with an inferior coffee is just as potent, silent but room clearing. Just ask the guys I was hangin' with today. 
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Reply #61 Wednesday, October 13, 2010 1:05 AM
How 'd you know it was rusty?
