Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS
Thursday, January 14, 2010 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community
'Come and get me!'
It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.
Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.
So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.
The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.
The rules are simple
- You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
- You can post as many captions as you want.
- Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
- Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
- Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
- The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.
So...Come and get me!
5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator
4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic
3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator
2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3
AND THE WINNER IS
POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers
I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? ) For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.
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Reply #62 Friday, January 15, 2010 10:40 AM
I had no idea that thre were so many truly sick people on this site. If HG makes ONE more reference about anything being WET I'm moving to higher ground.
Reply #63 Friday, January 15, 2010 11:16 AM
"It's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords!"
"No-one is to stone anyone (skinhit) until I blow this whistle... "
"Oh intercourse the damn Parrot, skinhit!"
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, skinhit!"
Reply #65 Friday, January 15, 2010 11:46 AM
" No, no, Monsieur Skin'it, you can NOT 'ave back your ring. We are betrothed and I weel scratch out your eyes eef you back out now."
Or....
"Oui, Monsieur Smedley, eet is ze key to Monsieur Skin'it's chastity belt, but before I geeve eet to you, first you must make love to me."
Or...
"With this ring, Monsieur Skin'it, I thee wed... and.... er... I vill be ze one on top tonight."
Or...
"So, Monsieur Skin'it, eef you can feet your pee-pee inside thees ring, my sphincter weel be safe and I weel allow you into my bed tonight."
Hehe, you put up such a challenge and expect not to get a truly sick response???
Hmmm, it really makes me wonder what was the motive... how you will 'use' the results. 
Reply #68 Friday, January 15, 2010 5:00 PM
well crap.. there goes the rest of my material.. 
Reply #69 Friday, January 15, 2010 5:03 PM
motive!?
*note to self - starkers is getting supicious.....go to sub plan B and shear all the black sheep
YOU have issues. I'm thinking there isn't much that doesn't go on in your boudoir that doesn't involve rubber sheets and a 50 gallon drum of Johnsons Baby Oil from Sam's Club.
Reply #70 Friday, January 15, 2010 5:13 PM
along with yeast, flour, tomato sauce and pepperoni. not hard to get a rise outta him. 
*Skinhit....do tell...Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?*
*It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size, skinhit*
*I'm trying to imagine you with a personality, skinhit.*
*And... just which dwarf are you, skinhit?*
*I say! There's skinhit... meandering to a different drummer.*
*Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.*
*Dear, dear skinhit...I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.*
Reply #71 Friday, January 15, 2010 5:24 PM
The object here is to be funny.
Reply #72 Friday, January 15, 2010 5:40 PM
an ur point ? 
Reply #73 Friday, January 15, 2010 5:44 PM
HG_Eliminator scoffs.. what no cheeze?
Reply #74 Friday, January 15, 2010 6:03 PM
**Yes, I "serve" all men at my baber shop that way.**
Reply #75 Friday, January 15, 2010 6:06 PM
**Under all this makeup is a drag queen trying to get out**
Reply #76 Friday, January 15, 2010 6:13 PM
**I hold here, the key to Skinhit's chastity belt**
Reply #78 Friday, January 15, 2010 9:06 PM
I say old bean,where are skinhit and Elton. I can't sit like this much longer!
Reply #79 Friday, January 15, 2010 9:11 PM
See reply #5...lol. 
Reply #80 Friday, January 15, 2010 10:40 PM
No, it's not the hat! Accidentally used hot water and my wig shrunk in the wash.
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Reply #61 Friday, January 15, 2010 9:22 AM
Ah yes. There it is. I see it. Boredom.
(as skinhit walks in)