Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS
Thursday, January 14, 2010 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community
'Come and get me!'
It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.
Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.
So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.
The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.
The rules are simple
- You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
- You can post as many captions as you want.
- Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
- Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
- Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
- The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.
So...Come and get me!
5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator
4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic
3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator
2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3
AND THE WINNER IS
POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers
I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? ) For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.
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Reply #123 Tuesday, January 19, 2010 11:16 AM
This isn't the first time my wickedly filthy mind has gotten me somewhere... but I'll accept all the applause you can give.
And one more for the road...
"So Captain Starkers, by inviting me to your cabin tonight, you are suggesting there is an open berth for me?"
Reply #124 Tuesday, January 19, 2010 11:24 AM
You all need to make this easier when trying to gift someone.
Starkers, email your info so I can do this. I promise not to share it with skinhit.
Reply #125 Tuesday, January 19, 2010 11:27 AM
it gives me the greatest pleasure to present you with your award
Reply #126 Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:41 PM
I'll do it via PM.... the email option doesn't work.
As for Skinhit... he probably already has my info. After all the stuff I directed his way in this thread, he woulda got a PI to track me down. Over the next few days I expect to be the victim of a series of practical jokes as payback.
Reply #127 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:27 PM
Got the info. You'll have it in the morning. 
Reply #128 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:50 PM
You know what? Smedley you can suck it...Sure make me the brunt of all the jokes...give everybody prizes and recognition for doing so...Do I even get an honorable mention? Nope! So again I say my dear Smedley...Suck it...Suck it like u do so well...
Reply #129 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 11:42 PM
mmmm Jack that could be dangerous, not cos it could hurt but , I mean um where has it been 
Reply #130 Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:13 AM
Thanks, mate, it's appreciated. 
BTW, for those who are interested, I put up a similar thread called "Oops. I Farted Again" to give away a WC Sub as 1st prize well. I figured what the heck, I don't have to renew again for a while, so why not pay it forward and do the same for somebody else. So hey, pop over and join in... the more the merrier.
mmmm Jack that could be dangerous, not cos it could hurt but , I mean um where has it been
I don't think Jack will care one iota where it has been. In fact, now that you mention it, he's likely to ensure it has been in some disgusting places... to be sure, to be sure.
Reply #131 Thursday, January 21, 2010 9:26 PM
I love it when he's such a bitch.
Reply #132 Friday, January 22, 2010 5:13 AM
I love it when you're both bitches... preferably at the same time.
At the same time and toward each other... BONUS!!!! 
I mean, nobody does it as well as you two. 
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Reply #121 Tuesday, January 19, 2010 7:03 AM
Congratz Captain!