Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS
Thursday, January 14, 2010 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community
'Come and get me!'
It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.
Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.
So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.
The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.
The rules are simple
- You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
- You can post as many captions as you want.
- Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
- Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
- Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
- The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.
So...Come and get me!
5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator
4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic
3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator
2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3
AND THE WINNER IS
POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers
I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? ) For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.
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Reply #83 Friday, January 15, 2010 11:17 PM
Quoting RedneckDude,
reply 79
Quoting iKashmir, reply 76**I hold here, the key to Skinhit's chastity belt**
See reply #5...lol. My bad Dude...well thats what i get for not reading the whole thread
Amazing though that you said almost the exact same thing...lol. 
Reply #84 Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:21 AM
"You can laugh, Monsieur Skin'it, you also would look and seet like this eef Monsieur Smedley's 'strap-on' snapped off inside your...."
Or...
"OK, Skinhit, this is the last time I dress up like this so you can get your rocks off.... I prefer to be a French maid."
Or....
"Ooops, these pants must be too tight... they've forced my G-string way, way up my crack and pulled out all my butt hairs."
Or....
"Forget the key to my chastity belt, Monsieur Skin'it, thees ees the key to my 'eart, and eef you whisper sweet nothinks in my ear, eet ees yours."
Or...
"Okay, guys, here's the plan! I will drop these pantaloons and bend over to get Skinhit's attention, and you guys man the cameras to get the compromising photos... just be sure not to get my face in any."
Reply #85 Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:39 AM
can I get a count on how many times we have taken my name in vein please?
Reply #86 Saturday, January 16, 2010 1:29 AM
Reply #87 Saturday, January 16, 2010 2:09 AM
"So, Mr. Prime Minister, you want me to seduce and ravish the Scarlett Skinpernel (aka Skinhit), that he may easily be captured while in the throes of passion?"
Or...
"Would you be so kind as to fetch me another soft down pillow, my prostate received a wonderful massage last night and, ooooh, it is way, waaay too sensitive for this hard old chair."
That's vain, actually! 
Vein is what pops up in Po`s neck when he turns his dildo up to full speed. 
Oops, 
I wasn't supposed to tell.
As for taking your name in vain, I'm sorry... it was bucketloads of fun, but I'm sorry. We-e-ell...... sorta!
Po` put me up to it! It's all Po's fault!
Then there's.....
"Is there a doctor in the house... it-it-it it seems I have my pee-pee stuck in this artificial rectum"
Reply #89 Saturday, January 16, 2010 7:17 AM
I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me...
Reply #90 Saturday, January 16, 2010 7:21 AM
oh goodness and here I have they key to Po's chastity belt.
Reply #91 Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:04 AM
....if I insert this key where the sun don't shine....will it unlock the mysteries of the universe?....or just Hitskin in a black hole..... 
Reply #92 Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:21 AM
Bend over big boy..Papa's comin! 
Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy! Who's your daddy!!!!!!!
Reply #93 Saturday, January 16, 2010 9:03 AM
"So, Monsieur Skin'it, you would 'ave gone to ze guillotine, had you not undressed for me today... now bend over, se vous plez."
Or...
"Bah, this ees ze last time I borrow one of Monsieur Skin'it's cock rings... eet ees 6 sizes too small, and now I can not get eet off."
Or...
"You may well look at my face, Lord Skinhit, and find it amusing, but you, too, would look like this if you laughed so hard that the pull-string of your butt plug disappeared up your rectum. Next time, do not enter my chamber unannounced and naked."
Or...
"Please excuse the peculiar look on my face, Lord Skinhit, but I was circumsised this morning, and the swelling has significantly increased since you entered the room."
Reply #94 Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:26 AM
" Oh balderdash Skinny ... we do one video and now it's on You Tube."
Reply #95 Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:53 AM
Ah, Skinhit, a sausage - we only need a couple of potatoes now and I can have bangers and mash...
Reply #96 Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:18 PM
No way I can leave that one alone... "Ah, Skinhit, a sausage.... quick, get the batter! We'll have toad in the 'hole'."
Or put another way.... "Next time, Monsieur Skin'it, I must inseest you use ze Vaseline!" 
Reply #97 Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:01 PM
Just remember....he is also known as skinshit!!
Reply #99 Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:56 PM
Given the way this thread has gone, 'Skinthick' is more appropriate. Jack has always been a good sport, and this thread puts that beyond any shadow of a doubt.... he takes as fun what is intended as fun.
Anyhow, it's Po's turn....
"Allow me to introduce myself! I am Monsieur Po` Smedley, and I swing both ways.... big blokes AND small."
Or...
"So, Smedley, there you are, all dressed up in you glad... er, gay rags! Finally, you reveal your true colours!"
And...
"May I enquire as to which kindly soul read my mind a placed this dildo exquisitely on my seat?"
Reply #100 Sunday, January 17, 2010 12:29 AM
*Xiandi runs off to SAM's Club*
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Reply #81 Friday, January 15, 2010 10:50 PM
"If you throw that M&M through this ring I'll take off my wig............or my pants - I mean! uh....my wig....yeah."