Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS

Thursday, January 14, 2010 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community

'Come and get me!'

It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.

Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.

So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.

The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.

The rules are simple

  • You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
  • You can post as many captions as you want.
  • Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
  • Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
  • Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
  • The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.

So...Come and get me!

 

 

5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator

4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic

3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator

2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3

AND THE WINNER IS

POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers

I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? )  For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.

 

 

 

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teddybearcholla
Reply #1 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:21 PM

     

HG_Eliminator
Reply #2 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:42 PM

*this thong is really chafing my willies. *

HG_Eliminator
Reply #3 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:43 PM

*ohh, that fart felt wet*

firebrick
Reply #4 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:45 PM

"I'm on the Zoloft..  to  keep from killing y'all!"

HG_Eliminator
Reply #5 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:46 PM

* oh goodness and here I have they key to Skinhits chastity belt*

eetmorsqrls
Reply #6 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:46 PM

"So koop isn't actually older than the moon?"

"What the hell is this thing?"

 

 

HG_Eliminator
Reply #7 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:47 PM

* day 45 and still not king*

HG_Eliminator
Reply #8 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:49 PM

*Dance for me skinhit my puppet, for I hold the key to Po's heart*

eetmorsqrls
Reply #9 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:51 PM

"What do you mean HG ate ALL the pizza?"

HG_Eliminator
Reply #10 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:53 PM

* look I have the key to HG's pizza stash*

eetmorsqrls
Reply #11 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:53 PM

"Someday, I'm going to be proposed to by Robert Sean Leonard."

HG_Eliminator
Reply #12 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:54 PM

* you wouldnt believe where I had this key hidden before*

eetmorsqrls
Reply #13 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:55 PM

"Nakor just deleted my spleen"

I.R. Brainiac
Reply #14 Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:57 PM

This key you ask?

Why this,my dear Skinhit,is the key to my pants.

 

Thee shall never have need of it for I woudst never forbid my Skinny access to what awaits twixt my loins.

eetmorsqrls
Reply #15 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:01 PM

"No means no."

HG_Eliminator
Reply #16 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:02 PM

* Behold!!  The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now.*

eetmorsqrls
Reply #17 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:03 PM

"Noodle's off key!"

HG_Eliminator
Reply #18 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:03 PM

* I sit like this because this key was in my back pocket earlier and....*

HG_Eliminator
Reply #19 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:16 PM

* Zebra striped pants?*

eetmorsqrls
Reply #20 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:19 PM

"Pants, Zu, pants."

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