Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS
Thursday, January 14, 2010 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community
'Come and get me!'
It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.
Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.
So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.
The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.
The rules are simple
- You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
- You can post as many captions as you want.
- Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
- Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
- Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
- The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.
So...Come and get me!
5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator
4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic
3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator
2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3
AND THE WINNER IS
POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers
I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? ) For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.
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Reply #42 Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:05 PM
* pardon me,do you have any grey poupon?
Reply #43 Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:32 PM
"But my dear .... lemon sucking is all the rage in Paris"
Reply #44 Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:37 PM
"Sorry Mr Skinhit. I can not make it out, could you move your loins forward"
Reply #45 Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:51 PM
"No I am afraid I will not insert this key. It is very doubtful any music WILL come out if I do.
Reply #48 Friday, January 15, 2010 12:31 AM
^ disregard....lol...was I signed in as v checking his OD registration dates and forgot to log out..... 
not sure he even likes South Park... 
Oooh!!.....it seems Skinhit's let Lemmiwinks loose again.....
this entry's for Mirsguy.... 
Reply #50 Friday, January 15, 2010 12:42 AM
*I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...the chef served curried cabbage*
Reply #51 Friday, January 15, 2010 1:09 AM
"Eet may look as if I am sitting on a dildo, but sir, honestly I am not. Monsieur Skinhit just flashed 'is wee-willy-winky at me and I am, 'ow you say. simply amazed at 'ow small eet is."
Or....
"So Monsieur Skin'it, you 'ave come to audition for ze role of ze 'gay' Parisienne in my new play, 'ave you? Well, seeing as I am so impressed with your limp wrist and ripe, firm buttocks, you 'ave ze part."
Or....
"While I may be suitably impressed with your extraordinarily large 'English sausage', I wouldn't show it to Queen Anne Boleyn, if I were you. Otherwise King Henry will take you to the tower and have it beheaded."
Reply #52 Friday, January 15, 2010 2:59 AM
I'm going to kill my agent for getting me this gig!!! This damn outfit makes me feel like I just ran through a field of boobies and tripped on a dick! OMG!!! Can it really be true!? Am I truly am a poofty? Oh man...now I'm really depressed....and to make matters worse my Vicodin lollipop is all gone!
Reply #53 Friday, January 15, 2010 4:19 AM
"Ooops, my arch-nemesis, Skinhit, just stuffed a hand grenade up my ass.... then handed me the pin."
Or....
Oui, Monsieur Skin'it, eet is a vibrating chair, and oui, eet performs wonders when one has a butt plug inserted... but no, you can NOT try eet out"
Or...
I understand, Lord Smedley, you wish to make love to the Queen, but I have been instructed not to let you in. He has had the doctor in there all day treating his haemorrhoids."
And not least or last...
"So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind."
Reply #55 Friday, January 15, 2010 6:20 AM
*You call that a Pizzanator, skinhit HG? I call it a gherkin*
Reply #56 Friday, January 15, 2010 6:31 AM
How did it ever come to this! I'm so tired of this job as a condom sizer! Next!
to two really fine Community Members.
Reply #58 Friday, January 15, 2010 7:13 AM
Skinhit, I had this sized just for you...what do you mean this condom's too large?
Reply #59 Friday, January 15, 2010 7:28 AM
*Skinhit....I am....unimpressed.*
*You call that an icon, skinhit? Well....perhaps if I zoom.... a lot!*
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Reply #41 Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:57 PM
"Pull the string and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all."