Come And Get Me! ~ AND THE WINNER IS
Thursday, January 14, 2010 by PoSmedley | Discussion: Community
'Come and get me!'
It's a line Kevin Pollak used when he was doing a routine on Christopher Walken. It had to do with Walken being freaked out by Pollaks car alarm going off when he stould to close to the car. After claiming to Pollak that the car appeared to be 'alive' , Walken stould in front of it and dared it to 'Come and get me!' like only he can.
Made me laugh my ass off, which is one of my favorite things to do.
So here is the deal. There is a picture posted below. Post a caption and make me laugh.
The one who makes me laugh the hardest (I am the sole judge) gets a one year free sub to Wincustomize courtesy of yours truly.
The rules are simple
- You can't post any pictures or your out of the running.
- You can post as many captions as you want.
- Any captions with a reference to 'skinhit' get an immediate half point on my laugh meter.
- Entries must be in by midnight Sunday January 17, 2010 East Coast Time in the United States.
- Only one caption will be selected as the winner. (But I will list my top ten favs when it's over)
- The winner will get their sub on Tuesday January 19, 2010.
So...Come and get me!
5th place - Behold!! The Key to rational thinking, an item which has been only a dream to many of you til now. ~ HG_Eliminator
4th place - I say Skinhit, is that my codpiece you're wearing or are you just pleased to see me. ~ Fuzzy Logic
3rd place - You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu? ~ HG_Eliminator
2nd place - "I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?" ~ G3mpi3
AND THE WINNER IS
POST NUMBER 53 - "So, Valet Skinhit, if you can 'blow' bubbles through this ring, I will consider you for the position I head... er, had in mind." ~ starkers
I laughed long at that one. I had to go back and reread it a few times. You can expect your new sub tomorow (or Wednesday? since it's already tomorow there? ) For the record, You all are a bunch of twisted lil monkeys and you need HELP! Lots of it.
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Reply #22 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:30 PM
* To pee or not to pee, if only the bathroom unlocked with this key*
Reply #23 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:32 PM
* If I put this bit in my mouth, will you ride me hard and put me away wet?*
Reply #25 Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:07 PM
"I will release you if you answer one question for me......How was milk REALLY discovered? What was he doing to that cow???!!?"
Reply #26 Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:29 PM
* Is it good to seek the past, Master Po? Does it not rob the present?
Master Po: If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past.*
Reply #28 Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:48 PM
"Mon Dieu! skinhit, zee pink tutu, c'est magnifique!
Reply #29 Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:50 PM
Way to go Hank!!! 
Reply #32 Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:31 PM
*kiss me skinhit you mad fool for this is the key to my...heart*
*skinhit...fetch me my pink slippers: I'm off to The Doctor's Ball with sweet Gregory.*
*This fits around your...WHAT, skinhit?*
Reply #33 Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:31 PM
*this monocle make me look fat?*
*it looks much smaller when I take this magnifying glass away*
Reply #34 Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:36 PM
*Yes, skinhit....your ass looks fat even without this lens!*
Reply #35 Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:46 PM
*eww is that a birthmark or a pepperoni?*
Reply #37 Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:05 PM
* Ahh, I see you bear the Mark of the Pizzanator.*
Reply #38 Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:14 PM
Reply #39 Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:38 PM
You did that too well, Doc!! 
Reply #40 Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:44 PM
* hast thou a Sqaush in thyne pocket? or mightest thou be delighted to behold my Presence?*
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Reply #21 Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:25 PM
* You seriously think your the first troll Ive seen in a tutu?*