angus1949 - Ed

Monday, December 14, 2009 by DPCloud | Discussion: Community

One of my favorite people will be going in for cataract surgery next week and I thought it would be nice to start a thread to wish him well or at least leave him in stitches.

Ed I hope all goes well and here are the;

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

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2of3
Reply #1 Monday, December 14, 2009 1:02 PM

11 Hey nurse, look what happens when I poke this bit!

Philly0381
Reply #2 Monday, December 14, 2009 1:08 PM

12 Oops

DrJBHL
Reply #3 Monday, December 14, 2009 1:42 PM

13. What Insurance did you say he has?!

Hope the surgery goes well, Ed!

I think you know who the surgeon's gonna be.....Be afraid. Be very afraid. Bwah hah hah!

Xiandi
Reply #4 Monday, December 14, 2009 1:56 PM

13. I have not slept in days...

Lantec
Reply #5 Monday, December 14, 2009 2:09 PM

Hope all goes well Ed. Wishing you a quick & complete recovery.

 

14. whattya mean I wasn't supposed to do a colonoscopy?

RickJP
Reply #6 Monday, December 14, 2009 2:13 PM

Hope all goes well Ed

Wizard1956
Reply #7 Monday, December 14, 2009 2:23 PM

Many wishes for a successful operation and a speedy recovery to you Ed.

warreni
Reply #8 Monday, December 14, 2009 2:28 PM

Good luck, sir!

 

CountryYokel
Reply #9 Monday, December 14, 2009 2:45 PM
I hope all goes well.
teddybearcholla
Reply #10 Monday, December 14, 2009 3:13 PM

15. I don't know where that came from, just put it over there.  

Your sight will be good as new in no time, Ed!!!  

 

angus1949
Reply #11 Monday, December 14, 2009 3:56 PM

16. I thought he'd been circumsized once, but okay!

Thanks all my great and gracious friends.

pjdark
Reply #12 Monday, December 14, 2009 4:42 PM

I wish you well Ed!

coffeegrinder
Reply #13 Monday, December 14, 2009 4:48 PM

Hope all goes well and you have a speedy recovery.

Gammeldansk
Reply #14 Monday, December 14, 2009 5:41 PM

Wishing you a safe op and a successful outcome Ed. My Mum had that done some years back. She was all excited going in; said they were going to use a laser. Unfortunately, she was also hard of hearing - they meant a taser. Get back here real soon Ed.

CarGuy1
Reply #15 Monday, December 14, 2009 5:50 PM

Good luck, Ed. [e digicons]:karma:[/e]

MadDeez
Reply #16 Monday, December 14, 2009 5:52 PM

good luck, angus

Vampothika
Reply #17 Monday, December 14, 2009 6:20 PM

no more excuses for not being able to see now.........   wish you the best ed.......xxxx

karmat
Reply #18 Monday, December 14, 2009 7:00 PM

Best wishes Ed, I know a few people that have had it done, all favourable results!

Jafo
Reply #19 Monday, December 14, 2009 7:12 PM

17.  Good news and bad news. 

Good news is...we know what you've got....

Bad knews is...we're naming it after you...

k10w3
Reply #20 Monday, December 14, 2009 8:09 PM

I don't have anything funny to say, Ed, but I hope the surgery is a piece of cake for both you and the surgeon, recovery is speedy, and you're so impressed with the results you wonder why you didn't have it done sooner.  I'll be thinking of you tomorrow.

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