Good luck tomorrow

18. This is the guy Po' called about and said was on his list and we should take REAL good care of.

One oriental said to the other...."I Have Cataract"

The other says " No big deal, I have Rincon Continenter!"   

When you get done puking from this awful attempt at a joke, try to get well soon.

They'll get you "patched up" easy as pie!

Best to you Ed. When you get done with the surgery leave the nurses alone.

19: Waddya mean, I could be facing a malpractice suit??  I was the left testicle due to be removed... wasn't it????

All the best to you, Ed... I hope it all goes really well for you.

20: Nurse, be really, really nice to this patient!  After the surgery he'll be able to keep a better eye on you, so wear that really short, cleavage busting uniform of yours to ensure he's really happy with his stay, treatment here.

The best of luck to you, Ed.

21. Don't worry, we've done this op 54 times already... simulated...

Good luck with the op Ed. I know it will go ok, my dad had this op twice (he had two eyes ) and was ok each time. Unfortunately he still couldn't see where his wallet was...

22. Any one seen my watch?

23. dam I spilled my coffee, he wont feel that for a bit.

24. If sucessfull he will be the most realistic transgender I've ever done.

25. Egor... get me the electrodes.

26. doh, that's gunna hurt.

27. get the paddles stat!!!.

29. I think i just threw up in my mask.

30. Look hes a hand puppet!!!

Best wishes ED, may your procedure go well and your recovery speedy.

There are a bunch of sick puppies around here.    Seriouly though, thanks for the wishes.  I'll keep an EYE on what they're doing to me, and besides, I have the protection of the Po list I'm on....I think?

Christmas a little early for you this year.... Sight, I hope you have 20/20 vision by the time their done.

All the Best  and Merry Christmas Ed.

That's because the surgeon also did the famous "wallet biopsy", Fuzzy.

31: While I have him on the table, his wife wants me to tweak his implant.

32:  Ooooops!  Never mind, I have a plastic surgeon colleague who could use the business.

33: Nurse!  Just because the covering sheet is rising down there, it doesn't mean you need to take a peek under it.

34: Oh darn!  It's just like whenever I need to take the lawn mower apart, I've got left over parts.

35: Just think, after the op it'll be worth renewing your subscription to Playboy.

As for #33, a theatre nurse once told me that often happens... male patients getting aroused while under anaesthetic, that is.

All the best Ed, I have had that done nothing to it , you will be fine

36. "Wasn't there 3 sponges, when we started?!"

Good luck Ed.

37. "Nurse,make sure my lawyer is on speed dial this time"

38: I hope your eyesight hasn't improved that much that you notice I added a couple of extra zeros to my original bill.

That's because he's using the wrong incantation!  "ED-ED-ED... rise-Sir ED-ED-ED-ED... rise Sir ED...ED-ED-ED-ED" simply sends the wrong message.

They gave some Viagra to Ed, but Wiz, your incantation counter-acted it and the nurse had to resort to other measures.

You were lucky that they did that much... they put me in traction to stop me rolling out of bed. 

Trouble was, that was only on one leg, which meant sometimes I was left hanging upside down.

Surgeries are over.  I had the right eye done on the 21st and all went without a problem.  Seeing 20/20 now..........WOW.  Unfortunately the left eye I had done on the 28th has not faired as well.  I have a follow-up on the 31st to see what can be corrected.  Damned my luck.  The Cap'n may have to send me his patch.  Thanks to all of you who pulled for me, your support is always so welcome and needed in stressful times.

Hope they are able to make whatever corrections they need to the left eye, don't want you walking around in circles. Oh my.