angus1949 - Ed
Monday, December 14, 2009 by DPCloud | Discussion: Community
One of my favorite people will be going in for cataract surgery next week and I thought it would be nice to start a thread to wish him well or at least leave him in stitches.
Ed I hope all goes well and here are the;
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
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Reply #43 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:10 PM
With your luck the Nurse in recovery looked like this (I'd sue!):
Reply #44 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:41 PM
That was my nu;rse! OMG. I wondered about the rolling over problem and asked why an eye doc needed to do a DRE. At least my hind site will be 20/20.
Reply #45 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:03 PM
Glad all went well, Ed. 
Reply #46 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:11 PM
Will keep my fingers crossed and my prayers up-to-date for your next appt, Ed!
Reply #47 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:33 PM
If I had been your nurse, there would have been NO rolling over problem... one look with your much improved vision and you woulda rolled over with great ease... to look the other way.
I sure hope they can correct that for you. 
Reply #48 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:42 PM
Mark...I hope you know it's all in fun, mate! Put Shaunna to work on some shops!
Reply #49 Wednesday, December 30, 2009 5:09 AM
Of course I know it's all In fun. That's why I join in with self-disparaging remarks and auto-recriminations (that's sort of like the opposite of auto-eroticism).
Besides, I'm too darned lazy to take offence... takes more (mental/emotional) energy than laughing/smiling, and I ain't expending any more than I have to.
Reply #50 Wednesday, December 30, 2009 6:37 AM
Thanks, mate. I'd never wish to hurt a friend's feelings...even inadvertently.
Reply #51 Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:05 AM
I hope everything is ok Ed....... Take care mate. 
Reply #52 Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:55 AM
Thanks, mate. I'd never wish to hurt a friend's feelings...even inadvertently.
I know that, you're too good-hearted and considerate... besides being a true gentleman.
You too, Ed! 
Reply #53 Friday, January 1, 2010 4:29 PM
Thanks guys, and Boxxi it's great to see you back around a bit more often.
Reply #54 Friday, January 1, 2010 4:58 PM
34. We put your testicles into a bottle just like you requested
Reply #56 Friday, January 1, 2010 7:36 PM
Nimbin, that gave me a stomach ache all the way to my throat.
Reply #57 Friday, January 1, 2010 11:28 PM
SORRY........ (can't help myself)
35: I regret to inform you, Mr Ed, but we inserted your penile implants the wrong way... as in backwards... which means that when somebody says "go eff yourself" your really will be able to.
36: Stomach ache will be the least of your problems if your implant decides to get all 'happy'
Reply #58 Monday, January 4, 2010 3:34 PM
As long as it's the super sized implant I ordered all is well. Now if I got bigger shoes I could see my feet too.
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Reply #41 Tuesday, December 29, 2009 3:47 PM
Just so ya know, we're still pulling for ya! Hang in there Ed.