Wish Someone Would Invent!
Saturday, November 29, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community
Real things, crazy things, pictures of things, all useful or not. Please keep it clean.
A zipper you can't get caught in.
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Reply #22 Saturday, November 29, 2008 3:10 PM
I live in Florida too. Everything air-conditioned is my motto. Fall and winter last about 4 weeks here. Then back to 90.
Wish someone would invent a tutorial that could be understood by dense old farts like me.
Reply #23 Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:26 PM
A road map that folds itself.
A bomb detector that sends it back to its builder.
A glow in the dark toilet.
Reply #24 Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:37 PM
And glow in the dark pee so you know you're hitting the bowl.
A real job for Paris Hilton.
Reply #25 Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:51 PM
A backup/recovery program for the world. And a cure for stupid.
Reply #26 Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:51 PM
Wiz and angus....no problem....Get a job at Los Alamos. 
Reply #27 Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:22 PM
It's called "Illseeyain-8-yearsinol" Still being tested by the FDA.
"Illseeyain-8-yearsinol" is extremely long lasting. In 11 days I'll turn 50, and I'm STILL calling up Mom and telling her how sorry I am.
Reply #28 Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:55 PM
Ah, a mother's guilt trips never end. Mine's gone and I still feel guilty about something.
Invent a device to stop screaming children in restaurants and stores. Oh wait, it has been...a hand.
Reply #29 Saturday, November 29, 2008 6:14 PM
Guilt: The gift that keeps on giving. 
Device to exercise ones muscles passively, while asleep.
Reply #32 Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:08 PM
a DIY money making machine.............
and of course, a real functioning time machine.......... id LUV one of them... *Sigh*
Reply #34 Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:27 AM
A dog walker.
A cure for Psoriasis....my hands are so bad, I have no fingerprints. Really.
Reply #35 Sunday, November 30, 2008 5:13 AM
Quoting KittyMalone,
reply 7
and of course, a real functioning time machine.......... id LUV one of them... *Sigh*
Would you want to go back, or forward?
DEFFINATLEY BACK!!......omg i could snuggle with jack benny and orson welles and joseph cotton, bump hips with my idol alfred hitchcock.......smoke ciggies and have a good cackle session with bette davis............the list is endless............ and the cars......i wont get started on the classic cars.......yum yum yum. yep i was born in the wrong era for certain.
Reply #36 Sunday, November 30, 2008 5:15 AM
A cure for Psoriasis....my hands are so bad, I have no fingerprints. Really.
That sucks Jim........... (istillloveyou)
Reply #37 Sunday, November 30, 2008 5:48 AM
Just get one of them little ankle biter dogs...you don't have to walk them....you can just hang'em out the window and squeeze. 
Reply #39 Sunday, November 30, 2008 7:13 AM
They did. He's going out with my brother Bill.
A cure for Psoriasis....my hands are so bad, I have no fingerprints. Really.
That sucks Jim........... (istillloveyou)
So many of us do!
Just get one of them little ankle biter dogs...you don't have to walk them....you can just hang'em out the window and squeeze.
WG....That's so funny I had to clean the coffee off my damn screen. Warn us when you're gonna say something like that!
Reply #40 Sunday, November 30, 2008 7:36 AM
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Reply #21 Saturday, November 29, 2008 2:26 PM
It's called "Illseeyain-8-yearsinol" Still being tested by the FDA.
Yeah HG, but you'd probably find 3 cars up on cinderblocks....heehee.
This is one hell of an idea. If only we could get Jeff B. to do something useful for a change. Fences-shmences.