Wish Someone Would Invent!

Saturday, November 29, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community

Real things, crazy things, pictures of things, all useful or not.  Please keep it clean.

 

 

A zipper you can't get caught in.

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DrJBHL
Reply #41 Sunday, November 30, 2008 8:42 AM

skyzyk
A pill for stupidness.   

For? Did you mean "For"? Or....maybe....against? I think maybe I need the latter.   Maybe ...not maybe. 

angus1949
Reply #42 Sunday, November 30, 2008 10:32 AM

Wish someone would invent a politician than never lies.

messiah1
Reply #43 Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:11 PM

Affordable healthcare. 

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #44 Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:22 PM

Warp drive, so I can get off this f****** planet...

DrJBHL
Reply #45 Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:49 PM

messiah1
Affordable healthcare. 

Ask and Ye shall receive:

PuterDudeJim
Reply #46 Sunday, November 30, 2008 1:00 PM

Just get one of them little ankle biter dogs...you don't have to walk them....you can just hang'em out the window and squeeze.

ROFLMAO!!!!!   Funny stuff!!  

PuterDudeJim
Reply #47 Sunday, November 30, 2008 1:00 PM

Wish someone would invent ...the perfect man.

God invented me, 'nuff said.    

Snowman
Reply #48 Sunday, November 30, 2008 1:10 PM

Warp drive, so I can get off this f****** planet...

I second that, Michael!
I'd be the first to be on the first freaking flight out of this god forsaken place.

vStyler
Reply #49 Sunday, November 30, 2008 5:19 PM

I'd be the first to be on the first freaking flight out of this god forsaken place.

 

Where would you go?

 

messiah1
Reply #50 Sunday, November 30, 2008 5:48 PM

Where would you go?

Why, where no man has gone before of course.

DrJBHL
Reply #51 Sunday, November 30, 2008 6:22 PM

messiah1
Where would you go?

Why, where no man has gone before of course.

Don't need Warp drive, m1...just a colonoscope.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #52 Sunday, November 30, 2008 6:55 PM

Don't need Warp drive, m1...just a colonoscope.

Unless you are in prison, in which case the statement would read "Where every man has gone before..."

mickeko
Reply #53 Monday, December 1, 2008 12:44 AM

To get back on topic before this REALLY get out of hand.. ...

Wish someone would invent...

A civilized population civilizer... Then the civilized world could perhaps be civilized, as it claims to be... Now that would be wonderful.

Jafo
Reply #54 Monday, December 1, 2008 6:09 AM

An Admin button which, when pressed enables a hand to reach through the appropriate recipient's monitor and strangle the last breath out of some twit who patently deserves it.

DrJBHL
Reply #55 Monday, December 1, 2008 6:31 AM

I guess that would depend on your def of "sivilized", wouldn't it?

 

How about a "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you button"? Only it works on EVERYONE equally and simultaneously. My oh my.

messiah1
Reply #56 Monday, December 1, 2008 7:14 AM

A monitor that senses a hand coming through it and chops it off guillotine style.

DrJBHL
Reply #57 Monday, December 1, 2008 7:56 AM

anti-hand security suite including hand wall, antispy handware, antikeystroke and trojan handware, updates and nail clippers.

Snowman
Reply #58 Monday, December 1, 2008 8:53 AM

Where would you go?

Home

(Any other place is better than this dump)

Wizard1956
Reply #59 Monday, December 1, 2008 9:48 AM

A mind controlled mouse and keyboard.

A real-life restore point function.

 

 

DrJBHL
Reply #60 Monday, December 1, 2008 10:32 AM

Wizard1956
A mind controlled mouse and keyboard.

A real-life restore point function.

 

It's called your *Wand*  

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