Anyone really know how to get rid of gophers????????

Friday, May 21, 2004 by teddybearcholla | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

We "had" this beautiful front yard, no grass, stones, and a rock river, with all kinds of cactus, flowering sage, a huge agave, et. We have lost the agave, the little b..guy ate up all the inside, I sure hope he had a hangover! Now he is working on our australian bottle tree, a beautiful tree it was, now it is very stressed Have tried trapping, putting bubblegum down the holes, even poured a bottle of ammonia and then bleach, thought I got him, but he popped up after a few days. Sounds cruel, I don't like killing anything, but he is destroying all the plants > My neighbor said that he and a friend of his, when living in Montana, tried to get rid of a gopher by putting propane down the hole and lighting a match "Caddy Shack" I guess was more true to life then I realized
Anyway, this is a serious question, if any of you have any ideas, or have had the problem yourselves and know the answer
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teddybearcholla
Reply #81 Monday, May 24, 2004 10:15 AM
Mrs Chickie, cute link!

Really do not want another dog or cat
Essencay
Reply #82 Monday, May 24, 2004 12:48 PM
Styl....it's dachshund in english My friend has a couple of them. They're tough little fighters that fear nothing
SelfExiled
Reply #83 Monday, May 24, 2004 2:34 PM
Have you tried visiting your local home supply/hardware store? We call ours Home Depot. My friend tells me that there is a stick which you can put down the hole and it will smoke them out. She says either they leave or die, she is not sure.

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MGiff
Reply #84 Monday, May 24, 2004 6:02 PM
I've heard those work pretty good.
MGiff
Reply #85 Monday, May 24, 2004 7:14 PM
OK, I asked my dad, old country guy. He says to feed them Juicy Fruit gum. No kidding! It's gonna kill them though. Between that and the lime you shouldn't have a gopher problem any more.
IPlural
Reply #86 Monday, May 24, 2004 11:33 PM
Call Bill Murry
_footsie_
Reply #87 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 7:54 AM
In character or Out???
Chickie
Reply #88 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 5:39 PM
Call Bill Murry


Jafo
Reply #89 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 6:31 PM
'Murray'....Spell checker
MGiff
Reply #90 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 9:28 PM
Jafo
Reply #91 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 9:47 PM
So....I take it that....'dusting off and nuking them from space.....only way to be sure' is not an option?...
werewolf
Reply #92 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 10:14 PM
uhmmmm, I certainly hope you don't take seriously the 'gasoline down the holes' suggestion. I worked for the VFD for awhile and a woman literally blew up her back yard doing that and got 3rd degree burns in the process. Very dangerous.



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teddybearcholla
Reply #93 Tuesday, May 25, 2004 11:56 PM
Juicy fruit gum, and I was using bubble gum! Will have to try the juicy fruit, and the Home Depot "death stick" sounds like it's a plan!

"'dusting off and nuking them from space....." what does the dusting off mean? Jafo

No, werewolf, I really wouldn't use gasoline! thanks for the thoughtfulness tho
Jafo
Reply #94 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:06 AM
"dusting off' is a term usually adopted with helicopters....and in the case of Aliens it was the 'drop ship', a futuristic equivalent....it means 'taking off'....
yrag
Reply #95 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:13 AM
...only in Oz...

Use either mothballs down the holes (no vermin will go near them) or if that doesn''t work (and there are no helicopters available) then go with a generous dose of napalm...(no dusting required)
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Jafo
Reply #96 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:21 AM
'naplam'?....sounds painfull.....Spell checker
Watson
Reply #97 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:25 AM
Take off your shoes and stand in water, then convert a throw away camera to a stun gun and let the little sucker have it
teddybearcholla
Reply #98 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:26 AM
yrag
Reply #99 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:28 AM
OK...OK....napalm

....you're gettin' to be a real detail person there...Mate
kona0197
Reply #100 Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:37 AM
use a small nuclear device on em. Not only will you kill them you might want to think about moving. I hear radiation posioning is a nasty business.

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