The Difference betwen convervatives and liberals
Wednesday, January 29, 2003 by IPlural | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
a republican friend of mine sent me this today 
The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative
"Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:
Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill
me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to
come to a conclusion.
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Conservative Answer:
BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative
"Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:
Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand
is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?
____________________________ ______________________________________
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill
me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to
come to a conclusion.
____________________________________________________________
Conservative Answer:
BANG!
____________________________________________________________
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
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Koasati
Reply #3 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 9:58 PM
Reply #3 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 9:58 PM
As a proud Texan, I find I must respond to this, and so I shall
IPlural
Reply #6 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:10 PM
Reply #6 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:10 PM
I don't buy it really....
I'd shot the sucker in the face
I'd shot the sucker in the face
WOM
Reply #7 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:14 PM
Reply #7 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:14 PM
IPlural, I'am not that good a shot anymore. Bad eyes, thats why I sold my .357 and went to the glock. More bullets. 18 in the small clip and 30 in the large one. Center of mass is where I aim.
IPlural
Reply #8 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:24 PM
thats what ally-sweepers are for
I length wire fishing leader, 30 split shot pinched along it, roll it up and install into magnum shell you have cut the cover off, re-melt cover back over once incerted...
That or a stack of nickles and dimes mixed together. spreads to far at a distance, but close up, ewww...
see Fuzzy I'm not a complete liberal
Reply #8 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:24 PM
thats what ally-sweepers are for
I length wire fishing leader, 30 split shot pinched along it, roll it up and install into magnum shell you have cut the cover off, re-melt cover back over once incerted...
That or a stack of nickles and dimes mixed together. spreads to far at a distance, but close up, ewww...
see Fuzzy
I'm not a complete liberal
WOM
Reply #9 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:30 PM
Reply #9 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:30 PM
We liked the Army way also. The little darts in the shotgun shells. Damm they were good. Especially the ones in the 40mm shells. 
Jafo
Reply #10 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:35 PM
Reply #10 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:35 PM
Friend of mine doesn't muck around....has the teflon jacketted rounds....but then he's transporting prisoners to court and back....
WOM
Reply #12 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:39 PM
Reply #12 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:39 PM
That was it, didn't remember how to spell it. The big guns could shoot them and strip a forest bare.
elvee
Reply #13 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:43 PM
Reply #13 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 10:43 PM
A Texan does'nt feel right unless he/she got one on his/her side
Weaksid
Reply #15 Thursday, January 30, 2003 5:56 AM
Reply #15 Thursday, January 30, 2003 5:56 AM
Texas and PA might be around the only two places for hunting. I'm not sure about many other places. Other then South Dakota. Now then you go to the cities for the guns. You know, I pity the country that tries to invade the US. the ratio of guns to americans is like each person has 5 guns. Alot of people would probably join in that cause too. Like the gangs. I can see it now, The Crypts and Bloods joining. Won't that be something to see.
kthxbye
Reply #17 Thursday, January 30, 2003 11:25 AM
Reply #17 Thursday, January 30, 2003 11:25 AM
So not true - well, except for maybe that Texas (and Oklahoma,) part - but definitely brought a smile to my face! 
KarmaGirl
Reply #18 Thursday, January 30, 2003 11:51 AM
Reply #18 Thursday, January 30, 2003 11:51 AM
Ut..oh...don't start the "gun debate" again.... 
There is a lot of hunting and guns used for hunting in Michigan, too. (Mainly upper lower Michigan and the UP (upper peninsula))
There is a lot of hunting and guns used for hunting in Michigan, too. (Mainly upper lower Michigan and the UP (upper peninsula))
Weaksid
Reply #19 Thursday, January 30, 2003 12:06 PM
Reply #19 Thursday, January 30, 2003 12:06 PM
When I did hunt I used a .357 but I want a glock. Just don't ask for what
My pap uses a 6 shooter for hunting. He calls it his back up gun.
My pap uses a 6 shooter for hunting. He calls it his back up gun.
paxx
Reply #20 Thursday, January 30, 2003 12:17 PM
Reply #20 Thursday, January 30, 2003 12:17 PM
Hum, invalid question, since the liberal guy wouldn't have a gun in his hands in the first place.
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Reply #1 Wednesday, January 29, 2003 9:57 PM