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Tuesday, March 8, 2011 by Disturbedcomputer | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

So I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove..

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RedneckDude
Reply #41 Friday, March 11, 2011 12:03 AM

If the dog hadn't stopped to shit, would he have caught the rabbit?  

 

If your Aunt had balls, would she be your Uncle?   

 

If a frog had wings, would he still bump his ass?   

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #42 Friday, March 11, 2011 12:07 AM

If trailer parks didn't exist, would tornadoes exist?

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #43 Friday, March 11, 2011 12:12 AM

If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

starkers
Reply #44 Friday, March 11, 2011 4:31 AM

How come when you fall flat on your face, some dipshit will ask if you enjoyed your trip?

 

starkers
Reply #45 Friday, March 11, 2011 4:32 AM

And how deep is a bottomless pit?

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #46 Friday, March 11, 2011 1:08 PM

Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop...  so every time you bit your Fingernails your eating Fly SHIT

starkers
Reply #47 Friday, March 11, 2011 9:28 PM

A ducks [drake, actually] has a corkscrew shaped penis... so if you lost your corkscrew, would you go the the duck pond with the hope of opening your bottle of champagne?

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #48 Monday, March 14, 2011 9:27 PM
PoSmedley
Reply #49 Monday, March 14, 2011 9:36 PM

I was wondering why it wasn't titled "Fatback".

I've had the hots for Janeane Garofalo ever since she declared herself the Queen of Backfat.

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #50 Monday, March 14, 2011 9:51 PM

Queen of Backfat.

 

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #51 Saturday, March 26, 2011 8:59 AM
DrJBHL
Reply #52 Saturday, March 26, 2011 9:14 AM

LOL! Brilliant. Great vid, DC.

starkers
Reply #53 Saturday, March 26, 2011 12:56 PM

Yeah, those kids are something else, aren't they!!!

And what a novel way of presenting it all.  

I'd not seen Cracked TV before, but I got a giggle or two from it so might tune in again.

Uvah
Reply #54 Saturday, March 26, 2011 3:26 PM

I like #1. That kid is way out there.

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