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Tuesday, March 8, 2011 by Disturbedcomputer | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

So I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove..

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lecajef
Reply #21 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 9:13 AM

Un champoing pour mincir ???

De la litiere pour chat à travers la fenetre d'une voiture ???

 

Mon traducteur google delire ???

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #22 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 9:51 AM

If white wine goes with fish does white grapes go with sushi?

starkers
Reply #23 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 9:52 AM

Do you have to have your swimmers on to take a long walk along a short pier?

lecajef
Reply #24 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 1:32 PM

Si la sardine est à l'huile le thon est à la tomate !

Uvah
Reply #25 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 3:19 PM

What.

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #26 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 4:47 PM

can someone(s) translate

Reply #21

and

Reply #24

Please

RedneckDude
Reply #27 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 5:32 PM

21  

A champoing for to get thinner?
From the litter cat through the window of a car?

My google delire translator?
24
If the sardine oil tuna is the tomato!
Disturbedcomputer
Reply #28 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 6:30 PM

oh ok so champoing is shampooing

so No not shampooing to get thinner but Down Dishwashing to remove the fat ha ha ha

 

24 Lost

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #29 Wednesday, March 9, 2011 6:32 PM

WebGizmos
Reply #30 Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:56 PM

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

DrJBHL
Reply #31 Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:59 PM

Or perhaps plotting an "overflight".

WebGizmos
Reply #32 Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:03 PM

Did George Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

starkers
Reply #33 Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:05 PM

If you sit motionless in the park long enough, will the pigeons use you as they do other statues?

WebGizmos
Reply #34 Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:17 PM

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

starkers
Reply #35 Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:52 PM

Why is it that when ever you need a cop there isn't one around for miles, but when you happen to make the most minor infringement they're all over your ass like bees to honey?

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #36 Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:41 PM

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

 

good one

to add to it

or the bird is woundering way your looking at his toilet so hard

Disturbedcomputer
Reply #37 Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:44 PM

Did George Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

no you must have two forms of ID so he had to show the dollar to

 

jpmurph1
Reply #38 Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:57 PM

I like to reminisce with people i dont know

Uvah
Reply #39 Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:04 PM

One from way way back in the day. What is stronger than Superman? starkers should know this one. He does it often enough.

RedneckDude
Reply #40 Friday, March 11, 2011 12:01 AM

jpmurph1
I like to reminisce with people i dont know

Yeah, me too. I'll never forget old what's his name.

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