Who Needs Flippers

when you have baked beans

Friday, October 29, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Okay, you know the score, I put up the piccy and you come up with a caption....

1 important rule to remember: NO pictures are to be entered into or disqualification is instant... NO reprieves

On November 12 at 9.30pm Oz time (7.30am US time) I will choose the funniest caption and pick the winner.

Prize: winner's choice of Master Skin.

Right oh then, we're off (like a Russian racing maggot) and best of luck to all who enter.

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Wizard1956
Reply #1 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:02 AM

........Now if I could just figure out how to go in reverse.

Philly0381
Reply #2 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:08 AM

'Those barking spiders follow me everywhere.'

Philly0381
Reply #3 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:11 AM

'That's the last time I eat Starker's curried cabbage.'

Wizard1956
Reply #4 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:38 AM

Chlorine always gives me gas!

Wizard1956
Reply #5 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:39 AM

So that's why you should wait an hour.

tazgecko
Reply #6 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:13 PM

Ping ... Ping ... Ping

WebGizmos
Reply #7 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:57 PM

In your case they would be called flappers!

sydneysiders
Reply #8 Saturday, October 30, 2010 1:09 AM

Blow the ballast!.....Submerge!..

 

 

 

'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'

starkers
Reply #9 Saturday, October 30, 2010 1:53 AM

'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'

I like that, I like that a lot.

Uvah
Reply #10 Saturday, October 30, 2010 4:53 PM

Due to a recent underwater disturbance the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a tsunami alert for the following areas.....

Uvah
Reply #11 Saturday, October 30, 2010 4:57 PM

Help ... help ... my water just broke.

Wizard1956
Reply #12 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:00 PM

Thar she blows!!!

tazgecko
Reply #13 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:01 PM

As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.

Uvah
Reply #14 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:47 PM

Thar she blows!!!

Good one.

Badgename
Reply #15 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:58 PM

SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses

 

Wizard1956
Reply #16 Saturday, October 30, 2010 6:40 PM

 Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area

Uvah
Reply #17 Saturday, October 30, 2010 6:44 PM

Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!

starkers
Reply #18 Saturday, October 30, 2010 6:59 PM

Help ... help ... my water just broke.

And the pool just got 2 foot deeper.  Not bad, Uvah, not bad.

As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.

Very clever, Tas, very clever indeed.

SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses

Also clever... and quite true.

Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area

Nope, once those cheeks part and the gas is out, it's impossible to contain and there IS something to worry about... well when one experiences one of mine there is.

Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!

Now that's a scenario I'd like to see Sir David Attenbrough in.

Wizard1956
Reply #19 Saturday, October 30, 2010 7:00 PM

No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !

Uvah
Reply #20 Saturday, October 30, 2010 7:46 PM

Water has no effect on napalm either.

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