Who Needs Flippers
when you have baked beans
Friday, October 29, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Okay, you know the score, I put up the piccy and you come up with a caption....

1 important rule to remember: NO pictures are to be entered into or disqualification is instant... NO reprieves
On November 12 at 9.30pm Oz time (7.30am US time) I will choose the funniest caption and pick the winner.
Prize: winner's choice of Master Skin.
Right oh then, we're off (like a Russian racing maggot) and best of luck to all who enter.
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Reply #3 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:11 AM
'That's the last time I eat Starker's curried cabbage.'
Reply #8 Saturday, October 30, 2010 1:09 AM
Blow the ballast!.....Submerge!..
'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'
Reply #9 Saturday, October 30, 2010 1:53 AM
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I like that, I like that a lot.
Reply #10 Saturday, October 30, 2010 4:53 PM
Due to a recent underwater disturbance the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a tsunami alert for the following areas.....
Reply #13 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:01 PM
As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.
Reply #15 Saturday, October 30, 2010 5:58 PM
SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses
Reply #16 Saturday, October 30, 2010 6:40 PM
Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area![]()
Reply #17 Saturday, October 30, 2010 6:44 PM
Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!
Reply #18 Saturday, October 30, 2010 6:59 PM
And the pool just got 2 foot deeper.
Not bad, Uvah, not bad.
Very clever, Tas, very clever indeed. ![]()
Also clever... and quite true. ![]()
Nope, once those cheeks part and the gas is out, it's impossible to contain and there IS something to worry about... well when one experiences one of mine there is.
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Now that's a scenario I'd like to see Sir David Attenbrough in. ![]()
Reply #19 Saturday, October 30, 2010 7:00 PM
No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !
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Reply #1 Friday, October 29, 2010 10:02 AM
........Now if I could just figure out how to go in reverse.