He's So Old
he farts dust
Thursday, October 28, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Okay, here's a game to help liven up these here forums a little.
We've all heard the: "He's so old he farts dust."... well let's elaborate.
I'll go first... and if you want to make it more fun/interesting use a name instead, can be male or female
DrJBHL is so old... when he farts he reeks of embalming fluid.
Orright, then.... carry on. 
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Reply #2 Thursday, October 28, 2010 7:56 PM
Doc is so old.... that when God said let there be light, he's the one who hit the switch.
Reply #3 Thursday, October 28, 2010 8:06 PM
RnD is so old... that when Doc hit the switch he found RnD standing there.
Reply #4 Thursday, October 28, 2010 8:27 PM
Uvah is so old... he was holding the candle so Doc could see to flick the switch.
But Doc is so old... he near sh!t when he saw how big the first dinosaur got. 
Reply #5 Thursday, October 28, 2010 9:49 PM
Doc is so old that when you ask what year he was born, he replies with...'Many moons have past'
Reply #6 Thursday, October 28, 2010 11:17 PM
Jafo is so old... when he sneezes his handkerchief is full of pyramid dust.
Reply #7 Friday, October 29, 2010 3:03 AM
Starkers was so old when "Let there be light" was spoken, he said "Again?"
Reply #8 Friday, October 29, 2010 3:54 AM
XX is so old... he has wrinkles on his fingernails.
Reply #9 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:02 AM
Lets face it...When he was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." 
Reply #10 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:10 AM
WebGizmos is so old.... he threw rotten apples at them when Cain and Abel wouldn't let him play hidey go seek with them.
Reply #11 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:11 AM
Elvee is so old the candles on his birthday cake raised the earth's temperature by 3 degrees.
starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.
Reply #12 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:22 AM
Doc is so old.... he loaned Moses the chisel to carve the Ten Commandments into the stone tablets.
But that's nothing....
Redneck Dude is so old.... he showed Adam and Eve where to find the fig leaves. 
Reply #13 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:31 AM
Old? Well, starkers is so old the "Big Bang" blinded him.
Reply #14 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:37 AM
Old????
Doc is so old.... it was his flatulence that fueled the first big bang 8000 light years earlier.
Reply #15 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:44 AM
Old? Starkers wa ancient when the Grand Canyon was scratch in the ground.
Reply #16 Friday, October 29, 2010 4:56 AM
Old?????
Doc is so old... his wrinkles have been collecting a pension since Sodom and Gomorrah, and an aphrodisiac arouses just his memory. 
Reply #17 Friday, October 29, 2010 7:23 PM
Wizard1956 is so old... his first pet was a brontosaurus and he wore woolly underpants woven from mammoth fur.
Fuzzy Logic is so old... Friday night at the racetrack was a trip to the coliseum to watch the chariot races.
Jafo is so old... the land mass was called Gondwanaland when he was a lad, and he could walk to New Zealand.
Philly is so old.... Methuselah processed his pension claim.
Hankers is so old... he remembers the Ming Dynasty... just.
WOM is so old... he handed the cave painters their brushes.
Redneck Dude is so old... he remembers the first Ice Age and having to wear a peter heater to stop icicles forming on his dingle-dangle.
And just for a change...
Teddybearcholla is so old.... her first set of dentures were made by King tut's dentist.
K10w3 is so old... she copied her homework off Noah's missus and left graffiti in the toilets on the Ark.
IROKONESS is so old... she gave Cleopatra a good run for her money regarding the affections of Mark Anthony.
Reply #18 Friday, October 29, 2010 7:55 PM
Starkers is so old he has hieroglyphs tattooed on his didey...
Reply #19 Friday, October 29, 2010 8:36 PM
You guys are so old you all had to do a google search for old people jokes!
Reply #20 Friday, October 29, 2010 8:45 PM
Giz is so old, when his girlfriend said "Hey Stevie, come upstairs and make love to me." Giz replied, "Now honey, you know I can't do both!"
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Reply #1 Thursday, October 28, 2010 7:49 PM
starkers is so old.... we beg him NOT to go starkers.
starkers is so old ... he farts T. Rex bones.