He's So Old
he farts dust
Thursday, October 28, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Okay, here's a game to help liven up these here forums a little.
We've all heard the: "He's so old he farts dust."... well let's elaborate.
I'll go first... and if you want to make it more fun/interesting use a name instead, can be male or female
DrJBHL is so old... when he farts he reeks of embalming fluid.
Orright, then.... carry on. 
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Reply #182 Sunday, February 20, 2011 1:51 PM
aunteachrist is so old mrs starkers first born called him great gramps. Then along came starkers and his first fart caused the big bang.
Reply #183 Sunday, February 20, 2011 2:26 PM
Uvah is so old, that this post was sent 15.6 billion yeas ago.
Reply #184 Sunday, February 20, 2011 2:41 PM
And it took 15.7 billion years for aunteachrist to learn how to read it. And he still squints cause glasses having not yet been invented are waiting for him to pick them up but he forgot where to go soooooooo ...... Starkers, being the ever vigilant Master Blaster went there and with mrs starkers helping out blew the cosmos into tiny pieces until the glasses decided to show themselves.
Cool story huh. 
Reply #185 Sunday, February 20, 2011 6:07 PM
Little known fact, the Stones had originally named the tune "Uvah is on my side", but the record label never thought it would sell. And thus, their classic was born.
Reply #186 Monday, February 21, 2011 10:57 PM
aunteachrist is so old... the 'Stones' of his youth had to beat sticks stones [hence the name] and old bones together to make music.
Uvah is so old.... he bought their first recording... on a stone disc.
sydneysiders is so old.... she invented a new dance to go with the new tune.
Dave Bax is so old... he complained this new rock n' roll music was too loud.
Doc is so old.... he treated Dave's ears with drops and wrote a prescription for ear muffs.
Jafo is so old... he was inspired by the music and started his "People Will Hit Me, But..." thread,
Fuzzy Logic is so old... he was toe tapping to the music of the previous era.
Hankers is so old.... he moderated that music for inappropriate content,
Snowman is so old.... he kept the inappropriate content he moderated for his own personal collection.
WOM is so old.... he shook his head and wondered where the morals of the younger generation had gone.
was "Lucy".Reply #188 Monday, February 21, 2011 11:20 PM
aunteachrist is so old.... his first kiss was from one of Cain and Abel's cast off Neanderthal ladies. 
Reply #189 Monday, February 21, 2011 11:31 PM
Starkers is so old, his first karma point came from Vishnu.
Reply #190 Monday, February 21, 2011 11:46 PM
aunteachrist is so old.... he WAS one of the 7 plagues God visited upon Egypt.
Reply #191 Tuesday, February 22, 2011 5:14 AM
All you Dudes and Dudettes are so old ....... the first WC Forum was held atop Mt. Everest when it was a mound of grass on a hilly knob FrogBoy found when looking for a place to teach how to skin stuff. The examples he brought to show others what he had done so far were sitting inside cages shivering because their 'skins' were laid out on the ground for all to see.
Reply #192 Wednesday, February 23, 2011 12:09 AM
Uvah is so old... he has become immune to the effects of marydiduana and has progressed to smoking something a bit stronger. ^
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Reply #181 Sunday, February 20, 2011 11:20 AM
Mrs_ starkers is so old, her first child is Mother Nature.