RedneckDude is so old, it took Google 3 years to map all his wrinkles.

How do you know???

Fuzzy Logic is so old... his first omlette was made from a Pterodactyl egg and he wrestled Neanderthals in the WWF

DaveBax is so old... he was there when the wheel was invented and still wears loincloths made of sabertooth tiger skin.

Po` Smedley is so old... his first artwork was done on papyrus and he signed it in cuneiform with a quill from a dodo.

My turn...

Starkers is son old the first stars were pinpricks in his jammies.

WebGizmos is so old the web and the gizmo were sparkles in their daddy's eyes.

DrJBHL is so old Hippocrates used his bod as a template.

Jafo is so old the Earth was still regurgitatng itself.

DaveBax is so old old wasn't even invented yet.

RedneckDude is so old the D in DX was scratched in sand by a pollywog.

Wizard1956 is so old zero was a figment of somebodys imagination.

Jazzilady is so old walls were made of mud by the side of the Nile.

Island Dog is so old he predates cognitive thought.

Uvah is so old, he has lost his cognitive thought processes.

RedneckDude is so old he thinks a thought process is some way to distill gin in his living room.

Uvah is so old... he was already eating geriatric mush when David and Goliath did battle.

RickJP is so old... King Arthur appointed him court jester and made him wear peculiar clothes in public.

Skinhit is so old... he taught the hieroglyph people doing the artwork for the Great Pyramids of Giza how to draw.

MadDeez is so old... he witnessed the forming of the Grand Canyon when a Scotsman dropped a penny down a rabbit hole.

Phoon is so old... he watched as Pompeii got covered in volcanic ash and wondered if his flatulence triggered it.

Bichur is so old... he still has an experimental lunar vehicle lost deep in his wrinkles after a training exercise for the 1969 moon landing.

Starkers is so old...... he used to change Methuseleh's nappies..... 

sydneysiders is so old... she was present at Methuselah's grandma's birth.

In fact, sydneysiders is sooooo old.... old father time, himself, reckons he's a spring chicken in comparison.

Not as bad as this bloke, tho...

Bk13Garbageman is sooooooo old... when God rested on the 7th day, he was given a broom and told to sweep up all the left over bits.

CarGuy is so old... he used to deal in used chariots behind the coliseum, tho his main claim to fame was winding back the clock on the much older, pre-Rome, stone chariots.

Mirsguy is so old.... scholars discovered his signature on the Dead Sea Scrolls.

JpMurph is so old... there was no AD on the calender when he went to school, and his teacher kept him in after class until he learned that BC did NOT stand for Bombay Curry.

Nah, not really, syd, I know deep down you're still a spring chicken at heart.

Not like Erk...

Erk is so old, the first resort he managed was a place for burnt out and retired Roman Centurions who had seen too much battle.

Nimbin is so old... his first false teeth were made of Muttaburrasaurus teeth glued onto a piece of cork carved out like a dentures

Starkers was so old that when one of First Ones met him, he called him "Hey dad! Haven't seen you around for a long time!"

(Babylon 5 reference)

XX is so old triple X hadn't been invented yet and all XX could do was be a stand-in.

starkers is so old his barks's got barnacles in them.

sydneysiders is so old Mt. Vesuvius was a pebble on a beach.

Nimbin is so old the pacific Ocean was a dribble down someone's leg.

ID is so old he lit the match that started the Big Bang.

Mirsguy is so old the 'i' in Mirs was just a thought and he was stuck with Mrs.

WebGizmos is so old Winstep skinned him.

RedneckDude is so old the world as we know it belonged to somebody else.

The people here are so old they are just croutons floating in the primordial soup

CarGuy is so old the Flintstone mobile was that years pick of the week.

DrJBHL is so old Moses had to show him which end of the cup to hold to his ear.

Fuzzy Logic is so old he was panhandling while Nero fiddled.

SkinHit is so old his first wallpaper was his hand on a cave wall in Normandy.

starkers is so old the primordial ooze was something he upchucked.

sydneysiders is so old Adam had to show her where to put the fig leaf.

Uvah's so old he ran the 100 Meter using a sundial.

Doc is so old, Father Time calls him Grandpa.

Doc is so old he got left in the dust while I ... had two notches and three sand grains to spare.

Wizaerd1956 is so old the numbers in his nic stand for the year his great, great, great, great, great, nth grandchild was born.

Jimbo9294 is so old he partnered with Xiandi during the first historic crossing of the Nile when it was a drip off a rock.