Look to Your Left.....

That's your weapon for the upcoming zombie apocalypse

Sunday, September 19, 2010 by G3mpi3 | Discussion: Community

 

Well it seems my weapon of choice is a glass thermometer - Looks like I'm not going to last long.....

 

What's your "weapon of choice" (item currently to your left)?

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DrJBHL
Reply #1 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:08 PM

I've had it. My buddy the Russian Blue Point cat, Zane. 

Wizard1956
Reply #2 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:14 PM

 Mine is a twenty ounce bottle of A&W cream soda.  My favorite drink. Not much of a weapon, but if a zombie reaches for it, I'll rip his arm off and beat him with it.

Jafo
Reply #3 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:30 PM
An 8" tall all metal Dalek...
tazgecko
Reply #4 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:41 PM

  a toy monkey. Maybe I can shove it somewhere.

Just shake the bottle up Wiz and blow its head off  

WinMonster2
Reply #5 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:45 PM

Damn I am in trouble I only have a CD printer to my left LOL

k10w3
Reply #6 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:48 PM

An 8" tall all metal Dalek...


You WIN!  You survive the zombie apocalypse because you have the ability to EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!


I lose.  My weapon of choice is a bottle of 120 tablets of 600 mg calcium tablets plus D.  All my weapon does is strengthen zombies against osteoporosis.

Xiandi
Reply #7 Sunday, September 19, 2010 8:18 PM

I could snap them with a rubberband, or tie them up with a 6 inch piece of purple ribbon, or poke them with a toothpick.....otherwise, I will have to slather them with chapstick.

RedneckDude
Reply #8 Monday, September 20, 2010 12:08 AM

I have Venom to my left...on my laptop. 

Cavan1
Reply #9 Monday, September 20, 2010 12:16 AM

Junior Mints.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #10 Monday, September 20, 2010 2:20 AM

A packet of condoms...

starkers
Reply #11 Monday, September 20, 2010 2:31 AM

A desk fan... which I could use to blow something ominous in the general direction of any zombies in the vicinity.

IROKONESS
Reply #12 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:20 AM

A speaker

G3mpi3
Reply #13 Monday, September 20, 2010 11:48 AM

otherwise, I will have to slather them with chapstick.

Well I guess that depends what flavor it is.....

KarmaGirl
Reply #14 Monday, September 20, 2010 4:38 PM

A 24" monitor.  I guess you could use it to smack its head off.....

Gammeldansk
Reply #15 Monday, September 20, 2010 5:04 PM

The Zombulator, an awesome and cunning device.

mrs_starkers
Reply #16 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:20 AM

A speaker

that will deafen them  make sure you turn the volume up as far is it can go , but keep in mind that you could blow your speakers  

hmmm I have some sharp objects I guess I could stab them

Uvah
Reply #17 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:29 AM

A 12oz. cup of Starbucks Pike Place. I could jitter him to death.

starkers
Reply #18 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:38 AM

I got a stapler to my left now.... maybe I could staple the zombie's pecker to the desk... then I could just walk away rather than run like hell.

Uvah
Reply #19 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:57 AM

It'll only break off and you'll be left with a pecker stapled to your desk as a trophy.

starkers
Reply #20 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:22 AM

Hmmm, didn't think of that!   OK, then, I'll use the stapler to fire staples into its eyes while I run like hell.

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