Look to Your Left.....
That's your weapon for the upcoming zombie apocalypse
Sunday, September 19, 2010 by G3mpi3 | Discussion: Community
Well it seems my weapon of choice is a glass thermometer - Looks like I'm not going to last long.....
What's your "weapon of choice" (item currently to your left)?
Reply #2 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:14 PM
Mine is a twenty ounce bottle of A&W cream soda. My favorite drink. Not much of a weapon, but if a zombie reaches for it, I'll rip his arm off and beat him with it.
Reply #4 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:41 PM
a toy monkey. Maybe I can shove it somewhere.
Just shake the bottle up Wiz and blow its head off
Reply #5 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:45 PM
Damn I am in trouble I only have a CD printer to my left LOL
Reply #6 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:48 PM
You WIN! You survive the zombie apocalypse because you have the ability to EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!
I lose. My weapon of choice is a bottle of 120 tablets of 600 mg calcium tablets plus D. All my weapon does is strengthen zombies against osteoporosis.
Reply #7 Sunday, September 19, 2010 8:18 PM
I could snap them with a rubberband, or tie them up with a 6 inch piece of purple ribbon, or poke them with a toothpick.....otherwise, I will have to slather them with chapstick.
Reply #11 Monday, September 20, 2010 2:31 AM
A desk fan... which I could use to blow something ominous in the general direction of any zombies in the vicinity.
Reply #13 Monday, September 20, 2010 11:48 AM
Well I guess that depends what flavor it is.....
Reply #14 Monday, September 20, 2010 4:38 PM
A 24" monitor. I guess you could use it to smack its head off.....
Reply #15 Monday, September 20, 2010 5:04 PM
The Zombulator, an awesome and cunning device.
Reply #16 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:20 AM
that will deafen them make sure you turn the volume up as far is it can go , but keep in mind that you could blow your speakers
hmmm I have some sharp objects I guess I could stab them
Reply #17 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:29 AM
A 12oz. cup of Starbucks Pike Place. I could jitter him to death.
Reply #18 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:38 AM
I got a stapler to my left now.... maybe I could staple the zombie's pecker to the desk... then I could just walk away rather than run like hell.
Reply #19 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 8:57 AM
It'll only break off and you'll be left with a pecker stapled to your desk as a trophy.
Reply #20 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:22 AM
Hmmm, didn't think of that! OK, then, I'll use the stapler to fire staples into its eyes while I run like hell.
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Reply #1 Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:08 PM
I've had it. My buddy the Russian Blue Point cat, Zane.