Look to Your Left.....

That's your weapon for the upcoming zombie apocalypse

Sunday, September 19, 2010 by G3mpi3 | Discussion: Community

 

Well it seems my weapon of choice is a glass thermometer - Looks like I'm not going to last long.....

 

What's your "weapon of choice" (item currently to your left)?

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RedneckDude
Reply #21 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 4:08 PM

A 3 cup package of my favorite fruit.....raisins!!

RPGFX
Reply #22 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 4:25 PM

I have several items to my left... a gumball machine, a lightsaber, a fold-up dinner tray, a printer, a large rock painted orange, a 16 pound cat (which may or may not be dead or sleeping), and last but not least a Nerf basketball.  I think I'm ready for the zombies...

Uvah
Reply #23 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 7:51 PM

I can add an old newspaper to go with my coffee.

IROKONESS
Reply #24 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 9:00 AM

that will deafen them make sure you turn the volume up as far is it can go , but keep in mind that you could blow your speakers

 

WHAT

starkers
Reply #25 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 12:11 PM

that will deafen them make sure you turn the volume up as far is it can go , but keep in mind that you could blow your speakers



WHAT

Hey, IROKONESS, if you're having trouble hearing, maybe you could turn down the speaker volume.

To my left right now I have a bowl of icecream, with crushed choc/nut cookies and a splash of maple syrup.  By my figuring, the zombie had better be shit scared of me if it thinks its getting any.  It'd only have to look at it and I'm liable to jump up, rip its arms off and stuff 'em down its throat. 

Hmmm, that should oughta fix any hunger pangs it may have.

IROKONESS
Reply #26 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 2:15 PM

Hey, IROKONESS, if you're having trouble hearing, maybe you could turn down the speaker volume.

Brilliant! oh and funny to.

 

Onklifiziert
Reply #27 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 2:20 PM

an empty bottle of beer

LightStar
Reply #28 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 2:48 PM

A scenic picture on the wall?

IROKONESS
Reply #29 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 3:08 PM

A picture of a couple of cheerleaders.

starkers
Reply #30 Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:31 AM

an empty bottle of beer

There's no such thing!  If the bottle is empty it has nor beer in it... or if it has beer in it, then it is not empty.

What you have is an empty beer bottle, perhaps?

Oh look, now I have an empty cup of coffee.

IROKONESS
Reply #31 Thursday, September 23, 2010 2:10 PM

Uh hum, wouldn't that be,   Oh look, now I have a coffee cup that's empty?  

  You wouldn't be kidding us now would ye?

Uvah
Reply #32 Thursday, September 23, 2010 6:41 PM

I got a full coffee cup. Or is that a coffee cup that's full? Confusing yes?

starkers
Reply #33 Friday, September 24, 2010 12:26 AM

You wouldn't be kidding us now would ye?

Who, Me???  

I got a full coffee cup. Or is that a coffee cup that's full?

Actually, that would be a coffee mug, wouldn't it??  .... though in my case it would be 'bucket', so large is my more than twice the standard size coffee mug.

Right now I have a rolled up bunch of junk mail to my left, neatly kept in place with a rubber band. 'Tis quite heavy, so I s'pose I could try scaring off the zombies with all that blatant advertising.

sydneysiders
Reply #34 Friday, September 24, 2010 6:53 AM

my kitten, slowly recovering from her second stroke.....

 

mind you...the way she fights when I have to give her 4 pills a day and a needle...... my money's on her against any zombie...

Uvah
Reply #35 Friday, September 24, 2010 8:26 AM

A really big fat dude about 6'2" and a gazillion pounds. If anything he could sit on them.

IROKONESS
Reply #36 Friday, September 24, 2010 9:09 AM

my kitten slowly recovering from her second stroke.

  That's so sad. I hope she heals to 100%.

 

And everything in it's place and a place for everything. In this vein, my desktop doesn't change. 

Uvah
Reply #37 Friday, September 24, 2010 6:29 PM

Well wishes for your kitten. I'll add him/her in my prayers.

starkers
Reply #38 Friday, September 24, 2010 10:32 PM

And everything in it's place and a place for everything. In this vein, my desktop doesn't change.

That's usually the case for me, but having just moved I'm not quite that organised yet... so:

I have a biro to my left.... and I could write the zombie a one-way ticket to the Bahamas.  That way it leaves me alone.

Uvah
Reply #39 Friday, September 24, 2010 11:53 PM

A fresh pizza with sausage and pepperoni and it ain't gettin' none. I'll smash him with the empty box first.

starkers
Reply #40 Saturday, September 25, 2010 2:08 AM

A fresh pizza with sausage and pepperoni and it ain't gettin' none. I'll smash him with the empty box first.

You might wanna put something hard and heavy in that box before you clobber him with it.... l

You could send out for some of the quick-dry cement.

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