Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)
Or: was that one lump or two?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: Community
In keeping with Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread, readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....
The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....
* No pictures are permitted.
* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances
* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.
* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,
* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.
* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).
* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.
* The winner will receive a WC subscription.
Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. 
Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. 
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Reply #45 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 5:10 PM
*Um..hun.... what happened to the bottle of baby oil I had sitting on that chair?*
* i knew u should have stopped after the first bowl of curried cabbage.*
* Dude!! ..... you blew Scruffy clean off the chair and in to the Johnsons yard.*
* Looks like the wideload sign got stuck in the exhaust pipe again.*
Reply #46 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 5:46 PM
* i knew u should have stopped after the first bowl of curried cabbage.*
* Dude!! ..... you blew Scruffy clean off the chair and in to the Johnsons yard.*
* Looks like the wideload sign got stuck in the exhaust pipe again.*
Reply #47 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 11:01 PM
Sure is... just like this contestant at last month's Village Square Farting Contest....
Such a sad, sad end to a promising career.
Oh yeah, another thought! Revenge! One of the great human motivators.
Example: "While the wind's blowing your way, cop this curried cabbage bark, you bastard.... that's for the 'dutch oven' after you'd asked me for that 'special' bedtime favour last night."
Hehe, revenge is so sweet. 
Reply #49 Thursday, January 21, 2010 4:50 PM
"Honey, either your ass is getting fat or we're having a solar eclipse."
Reply #50 Thursday, January 21, 2010 10:02 PM
*not an entry
'What did she mean she could just tuck my wallet in her swimsuit? I don't..oh..oh..OHHHOHHHOHHHH!'
Reply #51 Thursday, January 21, 2010 10:15 PM
*When the lounger arm comes out at Warp 10 you Ferengi, you'll wish I hadn't eaten the Curried Cabbage and that you hadn't pulled the Dutch Oven trick.
*When the lounger arm exits propelled by the Curried Cabbage, I hope they catch the expression on your face!
Reply #53 Thursday, January 21, 2010 11:18 PM
If I could just get that gas in this bottle,the energy crisis is over.
Reply #54 Friday, January 22, 2010 1:02 AM
I couldn't help but add this one...
"Ha, and he says that he loves me for my child-bearing hips. Well this rip snorter ougtha let him know they bear grudges as well"
Not an entry, obviously, but it seemed funny at the time.... as is:
"Honey, would you please hand me some of that toilet paper... that one had lumps... and, and... they're rather wet."
Reply #55 Friday, January 22, 2010 4:26 AM
Lift off, blast off...............see ya later Mum.
Reply #56 Friday, January 22, 2010 5:08 AM
If I could just get these love eggs out I could try this new vibrator
Reply #57 Friday, January 22, 2010 8:00 AM
Drink this, he says. You'll get instant lawn furniture.
Reply #58 Friday, January 22, 2010 9:01 AM
Its not an entry buts its what my mum use to say to us kids if we ever passed wind
where ever you maybe let the wind run free
Reply #59 Friday, January 22, 2010 9:02 AM
This place is gonna explode one day with all the gas in here. 
Reply #60 Friday, January 22, 2010 9:41 AM
its a wonder it has'nt already
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Reply #41 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 3:06 PM
the guy: yo ho ho, 2 meaty thighs and a bottle of curried cabbage rum..... yargh"