Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

Or: was that one lump or two?

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: Community

In keeping with  Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread,  readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....

The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....

* No pictures are permitted.

* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances

* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.

* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,

* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.

* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).

* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.

* The winner will receive a WC subscription.

Now get to work and best of luck to all participants.

 

Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at.

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mrs_starkers
Reply #1 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:04 AM

ewwwww auuuuhhh dammm I should'nt have had that curried cabbage last ninght its all your fault starkers.  I will blame you    as I am blond I am allowed too  .....

 

 

Do you think my bum is too big for this chair ????

DrJBHL
Reply #2 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:32 AM

*Greta....what just died?

*Greta.....what the hell did you EAT?

*OMG.....Greta....that was a wet one!

*NOT silent....but OMG....DEADLY!.....leave starkers' curried cabbage ALONE!

DPCloud
Reply #3 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:49 AM

WOW! Hon this new curried cabbage stout almost got me air born that time.

DrJBHL
Reply #4 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 7:20 AM

*Liftoff in 5...4...3...2...1...

DPCloud
Reply #5 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 7:35 AM

Are you sure you don’t see any skid marks? That one felt wet.

DaveBax
Reply #6 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:01 AM

I'm done and my arm hurts. Can I sit down now as the curried cabbage seems to be resting now?

jpmurph1
Reply #7 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:01 AM

"Honey, I think that fart you just did had lumps"

DaveBax
Reply #8 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:07 AM

This lotion in my hand, really helps to take the curried cabbage stink away.

DPCloud
Reply #9 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:12 AM

Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?

mrs_starkers
Reply #10 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:14 AM

"YOU STINKA"

DrJBHL
Reply #11 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:15 AM

*Shaniqua....sit your stanky ass down and pass the beer, not the gas.

 

*Oh man! And to think were twins!

 

*Mind if I move 2 or 3 miles to the right?

DaveBax
Reply #12 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:19 AM

I'm waiting for my bikini string to rip apart, when one of those curried cabbage farts blast out.

DaveBax
Reply #13 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:31 AM

HEY DOC!!!!!!!!!! Is that brown mark from the curried cabbage farts or is it a mole that needs to be looked at?

messiah1
Reply #14 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:57 AM

"Did you see that elephant run under there?"

 

 

*anyone know the reference to that?

PoSmedley
Reply #15 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:05 AM

*not an entry but I couldn't help myself

 

 

John looked over as he heard a whisper from the chair..."That's it. I'm gonna kill myself and I'm taking her with me."

 

 

* did anyone else notice the broken arm on the chair? lmao

Phoon
Reply #16 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:25 AM

Does this chair make my ass look fat?

DrJBHL
Reply #17 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:43 AM

*Greta......I'm bored, let's play a game! Come pull my finger.

[followed by]

*GAkhhhh !

DaveBax
Reply #18 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:43 AM

See the arm now Po, thks.

 

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! That curried cabbage build up a huge gas pocket inside me and when it let loose it blew that arm right off the chair.

DrJBHL
Reply #19 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:47 AM

messiah1
"Did you see that elephant run under there?"

 

 

*anyone know the reference to that?

Cosby.

Unkn0wn
Reply #20 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:57 AM

Excuse me darling, could you get the bottle top - it's stuck.

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