Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)
Or: was that one lump or two?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: Community
In keeping with Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread, readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....
The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....
* No pictures are permitted.
* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances
* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.
* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,
* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.
* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).
* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.
* The winner will receive a WC subscription.
Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. 
Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. 
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Reply #2 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:32 AM
*Greta....what just died?
*Greta.....what the hell did you EAT?
*OMG.....Greta....that was a wet one!
*NOT silent....but OMG....DEADLY!.....leave starkers' curried cabbage ALONE!
Reply #3 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:49 AM
WOW! Hon this new curried cabbage stout almost got me air born that time. 
Reply #5 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 7:35 AM
Are you sure you don’t see any skid marks? That one felt wet.
Reply #6 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:01 AM
I'm done and my arm hurts. Can I sit down now as the curried cabbage seems to be resting now?
Reply #7 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:01 AM
"Honey, I think that fart you just did had lumps"
Reply #8 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:07 AM
This lotion in my hand, really helps to take the curried cabbage stink away.
Reply #9 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:12 AM
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?
Reply #11 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:15 AM
*Shaniqua....sit your stanky ass down and pass the beer, not the gas.
*Oh man! And to think were twins!
*Mind if I move 2 or 3 miles to the right?
Reply #12 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:19 AM
I'm waiting for my bikini string to rip apart, when one of those curried cabbage farts blast out.
Reply #13 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:31 AM
HEY DOC!!!!!!!!!! Is that brown mark from the curried cabbage farts or is it a mole that needs to be looked at?
Reply #14 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:57 AM
"Did you see that elephant run under there?"
*anyone know the reference to that?
Reply #15 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:05 AM
*not an entry but I couldn't help myself
John looked over as he heard a whisper from the chair..."That's it. I'm gonna kill myself and I'm taking her with me."
* did anyone else notice the broken arm on the chair? lmao
Reply #17 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:43 AM
*Greta......I'm bored, let's play a game! Come pull my finger.
[followed by]
*GAkhhhh !
Reply #18 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:43 AM
See the arm now Po, thks.
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! That curried cabbage build up a huge gas pocket inside me and when it let loose it blew that arm right off the chair.
Reply #20 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:57 AM
Excuse me darling, could you get the bottle top - it's stuck.
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Reply #1 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 6:04 AM
ewwwww auuuuhhh dammm I should'nt have had that curried cabbage last ninght its all your fault starkers. I will blame you
as I am blond I am allowed too 
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Do you think my bum is too big for this chair ????