Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)
Or: was that one lump or two?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by starkers | Discussion: Community
In keeping with Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread, readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....
The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....
* No pictures are permitted.
* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances
* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.
* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,
* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.
* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).
* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.
* The winner will receive a WC subscription.
Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. 
Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. 
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Reply #22 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:29 AM
OK, folks, keep 'em coming...keep 'em coming.
Hint!!! Look at the bloke's face... think of it from his perspective.
EG: "OMFG!!!! A bloke comes on a picnic to please his gal and work on his suntan... and she goes and peels off a cloud that'd make cumulus nimbus look like a stick of fairy floss.."
While some of you may think this is a WC sub contest, it is, in fact, a search for a toilet humored member with a perverse and deviant mind to equal my own.
So, please, DO NOT LET MINE BE THE WINNING ENTRY!!!! (or I'll be subbed up 'til I'm ninety)
Reply #23 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:35 AM
* Ye Gawd, Greta! You just cauterized my sinuses sinuses wiv 'at curried cabbage!
* Omigawd! You ate curried cabbage and saved none for me!
Reply #24 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:51 AM
Damn, that one raised me up off my seat!!!!!
Is there a hole in the seat?
Houston, we have liftoff!!
Homemade weapons of mass destruction!!
Reply #25 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:52 AM
Paint peeler if there ever was one!
Damn, What are you drinking?? Curried Cabbage broth?
Reply #26 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:54 AM
Good one!!! lol
Reply #27 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:55 AM
Aww, man!!!! Ain't it bad enough we had to leave the beach!!!!
Reply #29 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 11:44 AM
*Sure as hell feels like a 'Dutch Oven'....must be that damned Curried Cabbage! .... and you broke the freakin' chair!
*"You laugh because I'm different, Sam...I laugh because I just farted."
*"Curried Cabbage? FART!? We women don't fart....we release tension."
*Epic Curried Cabbage Fart in 3...2...1...
*Yeah, you fart stars, hon...one plate of curried cabbage and you're Wonder Woman!
Reply #30 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:26 PM
" No dear, your ass makes the chair look skinny..."
Reply #31 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:33 PM
Quoting messiah1,
reply 14
"Did you see that elephant run under there?"
*anyone know the reference to that?
Cosby.
Yep:
"Oh lord, what happened in here!?"
"Uh, Mom, there's an elephant under Dad's chair."
"Did you see it?"
"No but it lift Dad up 'bout three feet."
Reply #32 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:34 PM
woah! That smells like last nights dinner. Did your ol' man cook curried cabbage again?
Reply #34 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:36 PM
*Right! I made Curried Cabbage.....and you killed Perth, and Doc!
Reply #35 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:39 PM
Dear, can I get into your pants.... cos I just shit mine .
Reply #37 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 2:22 PM
S***, I ripped the armrest off when getting up.
Reply #38 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 2:23 PM
If I didn't have to strain SOO hard due to the 40kg oversized thighs I probably could have held back.
Reply #39 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 2:37 PM
Damn Honey...get your thunder thighs stuck in the chair again?
Reply #40 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 2:42 PM
Damn...another curried cabbage backdraft...be a dear and pull my bathing suit out again.
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Reply #21 Wednesday, January 20, 2010 10:09 AM
Honey!...Come on!....Let the kids back out!...You know they're afraid of the dark!