It Sucks When....
yup, we all have those moments
Sunday, May 17, 2009 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
It sucks:
* when a womam puts her bra on backwards and discovers it fits better.
* when someone with swine flu sneezes politely into their handkerchief, and you notice it has a large hole in it.
* when you report a burglary and the cops take your remaining possessions as evidence.
* when the paperwork isn't done and there's none left on the toilet roll.
* when you go check your lottery ticket and they say you owe them.
* When you send your mother a letter and it comes back "Not Known at This Address"
* when you innocently volunteer to be in a police line-up, the victim points at you and shouts: "THAT'S HIM!!!"
There's gotta be more than that.... so it sucks when????
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Reply #142 Sunday, June 14, 2009 6:56 AM
When your playing a war sim and hear from the guy behind you..Fire in the hole!!! *tink* tink* tink* OMG!.........
Someone eats all the pizza without me..
You realize how tough, wet papersacks really are..
When your Birthday candles need to be 6 inches long so the majority of them havent completely melted away, before thier all finished being lit.
Someone eats all the pizza without me..
You wake up one morning and realize the only thing holding up your chest.... is your belt..
Reply #143 Sunday, June 14, 2009 9:15 PM
It sucks when:
* you try to explain away your increased waistline as being that your chest has slipped and nobody believes you
* you can't afford plastic surgery so have to tie your hair back very tightly to pull out all the wrinkles
* you've successfully been doing this for years but suddenly notice you've a double chin... and the doc says: "It's your nuts!"
* you order a low fat pizza delivery and it arrives... minus cheese and toppings.
* you buy a new outfit and ask your spouse how it looks on... they then pack a lunch and waterbottle to express it's gonna be a long walk around to sum it up.
* you have to stop feeding the ducks cos the park railings won't go around you anymore.
Reply #144 Sunday, June 14, 2009 9:47 PM
it sucks when
you are out with your sister who is 2 years younger than you and every one thinks you are her mother 
at least people thought my mom and i were sisters when i was younger guess the gene pool passed me by
or people need glasses yes thats it they need glasses 
Reply #145 Monday, June 15, 2009 12:07 AM
Hehe, it sucks when:
* you're out with your daughter and get asked if you're her grandfather.
* your daughter answers and says: "No, but he sure does look the part, doesn't he!"
* looking for revenge you say: "Well looking after a bugger of a kid aged me severely!" and the questioner kicks you in the shin and berates you for being unkind to "such a lovely girl."
* you're out with your wife and somebody yells out: "Cradle snatcher!" cos you refuse to dye your grey hair and she does.
* at 15 you wanna be with an older woman... and at 57 you don't have the energy, even if you had the inclination to be with one. Hehe, Sorta reminds me of Pink Floyd's Free Four:
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Reply #146 Monday, June 15, 2009 1:00 AM
It sucks when:
You're playing with friends and you run into your backyard trip and fall face first into a large mound of dog doo left behind by your dad's great dane.
When you crying to your mom and she breaks down laughing her head off.
When your dad does the same then gives the dog a bone and says..."Good job Princess"
You should re-create that and put it on YouTube. It would go viral!
Reply #147 Thursday, June 25, 2009 4:31 AM
When you crying to your mom and she breaks down laughing her head off.
It sucks when you are riding a 10 speed bike in a paddock and you get thrown off and land face first in a pile of cow dung, true story it hapened to me 
Reply #148 Thursday, June 25, 2009 5:06 AM
It sucks when I'm reading this post at 4:10 am when I should be in bed!
Reply #149 Thursday, June 25, 2009 5:12 AM
It sucks when:
* you leave about 20 regular items off your regular grocery list to economise and the bill at the checkout comes to $22.00 more than it did the previous month... yup, happened to us today.
* that particular supermarket chain (Woolworths) enters localised predatory pricing wars to cut the throats of smaller competitors, and once those are eliminated, Woolworths prices skyrocket to all time highs in those areas.
* greed overrides ALL other considerations.
Reply #150 Friday, June 26, 2009 11:37 PM
yeah......coles too...squeeze out the little guy... 
they're like black holes....
Reply #151 Saturday, June 27, 2009 8:15 AM
Nope, they're no better! Trouble is, while they are the big 2 and all other competition is systematically wiped out, things will only get worse... and there's NO legitimate excuse for it. Greed is what motivates them, plain and simple.
Worse still, it sucks when, as of Monday, we will be paying $50 - $60 per quarter more for power her in Qld... meaning we're going to have to economise even more if we're to keep things like phone and internet, etc.... food, power and rent looks pretty much like taking all we get, the way things are going.
Reply #152 Saturday, June 27, 2009 10:51 PM
It sucks when you lose Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon all in one week.
Reply #153 Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:34 AM
It sucks when you get back from holidays and you are struck down with the flue 
Reply #154 Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:58 AM
It sucks when lousy things happen to really nice people ... hope you feel better soon, PyrateGirlShaunna...hey...that's sorta like PDJ 
CONSPIRACY!
Reply #155 Sunday, June 28, 2009 7:37 AM
What really sucks is when you realize how short life is and not only for the average person. Big money and fame aside these were real people with real hopes, dreams and desires. They'll be missed. Especially Farrah......I had a big crush on her. R.I.P. with love.
Feel better mrs starkers......smack that flu bug upside the head and send 'em packin'.
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Reply #141 Sunday, June 14, 2009 1:00 AM
Just realize that's Hebraicised Arabic. Sorry.
I'm glad you explained that... was beginning to think I had gone cross-eyed for a moment there.
What? A language with NO cuss words???? Now that sucks! I mean, what was Noah supposed to do when building the Ark and hit his thumb with the hammer... and poor Moses when he was chiseling the stone tablets and the chisel slipped and cut his leg that was holding the tablet still???
Yup, that sucks orright! No cuss words so they had to go let it out by kicking a goat or something. Guess Noah was better off than Moses, then...
he had an Arkful of animals.