It sucks when:

* Somebody confuses air with what is obviously GAS. 

* that gas is produced in bed and its only way out is up.

* you were alone at the time and had nobody to play 'dutch ovens' with

When you're too tired to go to bed.

sydneysisters - If  horizontal fails, then perhaps vertical counting will do it.

It sucks when:

* you're 'horizontal dancing; and there's an urgent knock at the door.

* coitus interuptus is your love interest's hubby arriving home early from work.

* you try to hide by stepping into a closet, but instead step through the front door as he's coming in the back.

* it's a very, very busy street and you didn't have time to get dressed.

* the cop who arrests your for indecent exposure is your love interest's hubby.

* It sucks when you go to a restaurant with a friend and then seeing what you both got want his.

* It sucks when your wife says "Darling it's our Anniversary, what do you want to do?" and you answer, "Observe 2 minutes of silence."

* It sucks when women are discussing 'Love Marriage' vs. 'Prearranged': Like murder is better than suicide?

It sucks when:

* your wife reports her mother (who lives with you) missing, then later the cops ring: "Sir, we have found your missing mother-in-law safe and well and are now bringing her home.

* the presiding judge determines your punshment for bigamy is 2 mother-in-laws, then orders they both move in with you.

* your mother-in-law likes you... but that means what should be a simple peck on the cheek turns into her tongue being in your halfway down your throat.

* you complain to your father-in-law about it and he says: "So what, at least she's leaving me alone!"

* you complain to your wife as well and she says: "Don't fight it, then that way you're leaving me alone!"

It sucks when:

* you have a USB external HDD case and the manufacurer has it overseas for 6 months cos a fault won't let Vista read it... then they tell you it's out of warranty when you need to return it cos the problem isn't fixed.

* you need to buy a new external HDD case to go with your IDE drive and your PC store says it can't get them any more... only SATA ones.

* you also have to buy a new SATA drive cos the bastards kept you waiting for 6 months of your warranty period and didn't resolve the issue

* you have an IDE External HDD case that cost you $70.00... and now it's totally useless.

* you're that angry you wanna punch those responsible in the throat, but can't cos they're overseas and your passport expired.

probably just as well...

Yep, I hear the prisons over there are atrocious... no luxuries whatsoever, such as toilet paper or running water to wash your hands (anything else).  What's more, no single cells... gotta share 'em with rats,cockroaches and other vermin.

Nope, not for me... passport can stay expired.

here i am late as usual

but it sucks

when you really do get ants in your pants

when i was a little girl i sat on an ant hill talk about being in the hot seat my seat was on fire

It sucks when you buy an all-in-one wireless printer and one month later it won't work right but customer service says there was only a 21 day return period and tech support can't get it through their heads (in English) that it isn't the wireless setup that's wrong, it's that the printer just won't PRINT!! 

True story...I was thirteen at the time.

It sucks when:

You're playing with friends and you run into your backyard trip and fall face first into a large mound of dog doo left behind by your dad's great dane.

When you crying to your mom and she breaks down laughing her head off.

When your dad does the same then gives the dog a bone and says..."Good job Princess"

It totally sucks when:

* you shut down your PC to go pick up a new HDD for your external case... and it WON'T reboot when you get back.

* you eventually find out your 7.5 month primary OS drive died and took out the media and skin backup partitions with it.

* it had to die moments before all that stuff could be backed up externally as well.

* it's going to take almost 3 days to get things back the way they were.

It Sucks:

When for three days you carry your umbrella with you and it doesn't rain and the one day you don't have it does.

When the ground is wet and your shoes soak up the water like a pair of sponges.

When you take off your soaking wet socks and the aroma makes you want to puke.

that's a real slap in the face starkers... 

really bad timing...

Really sorry, mate. Sux bigtime. Major sympathy streaming your way.

Thanks, mate, but it's not symapathy I need!  I'm anxious for a few new cuss words cos I think I wore all mine out.

It sucks big time when:

* you've worn out all your cuss words in one session and you're too effing angry to make up any new ones.

* you wanna let out a massive starkerbark instead and forgot the curried cabbage for dinner the night before.

* you grunt and groan for 20 minutes to muster one up and only manage a lady-like squeaker.

* the lady-like squeaker isn't powerful enough to blow away the evidence and you're left with skidmarks.

* you've done no laundry since the missus went to Tassie and got no clean undies.

* your son offers you a pair of his brand new undies with elephant ears on the sides and eyes above the peek-a-boo fly... and the waist is 10 sizes too small.

* you emulate the effect to impress a lady friend and she remarks: "Oh, ok, did that elephant have 3 parts of its trunk amputated or was it born that way?"

 Here ya go! קוס אמו,הינעל רובול אבו, קוס אוחתו,ארס,גחבה

Just realize that's Hebraicised Arabic. Sorry...there aren't any curse words in Hebrew itself. We have to resort to other languages...in the above case, our cousins'.