Aw shut up, Doc, now you've even got me doubting that I wrote what I wrote.  I was quite happy in my own 'safe' little world, comforted in the knowledge that I am what I am, but now you've shattered that illusion and I'm not sure if I'm me or the sattelite replicant.... that when I have to go to the toilet, whether it was him or me who drank too much Tetleys.

Oh why oh why did you have to go and spoil it all... now I'm going to have to ring my mother in the UK just to be sure it's me who's calling.

Well you can't know!  Being that one of the co-conspirators has just informed... er, leaked that replicants are assumiing various identities in a co-ordinated attempt to subvert the best laid plans of we mere mortals, anybody could be working with anybody and not even know it.

And the answer will be coming from?....Are you sure it's your Mom....better think of something only she would know...but then if you aren't you, how would you know the answer's correct?

Oh you have my word on that...bwah hah hah.

A shill is an associate of a person selling goods or services or a political group, who pretends no association to the seller/group and assumes the air of an enthusiastic customer. Shilling is illegal in many circumstances and in many jurisdictions because of the frequently fraudulent and damaging character of their actions. However, if a shill does not place uninformed parties at a risk of loss, but merely generates "buzz", the shill's actions may be legal. For example, a person planted in an audience to laugh and applaud when appropriate or to participate in on-stage activities as a "random member of the audience", is a type of legal shill.

As per the Wikipedia....a well known shill document.

So I'm in the movie, just not the star.

Let me guess......a doctor is.

You know there's a movie in there.  Life is stranger than fiction, they say.

Damn, sod and bugger it... in triplicate and a couple of F words thrown in for good measure.  Had to rewrite Vista 64 bit today and haven't been able to get online to have fun... damn, sod and bugger it, with a couple more F words thrown in cos it makes me feel a bit better.

Yup, there was of course a conspiracy behind my having to rewrite Vista - I know the why but not the how - and that was to keep me off the internet so I couldn't blow the whistle on a much larger conspiracy involving the Puppeteer and listening devices being implanted in the pooches Barack Obama promised his kids on election night. 

Although I was unable to foil the plot ahead of time, due to being forcibly forced of the internet... and my puter, fortunately the conspiracy was thwarted when Obama decided to patrinise a different pet shop, thus leaving the implanted pooches in a kennel with dozens of yapping and barking dogs, giving the Puppeteer a massive migraine that required him to lay down for the rest of the day.

Anyhow, back to my puter!  Before bed last night I ran Ccleaner to clean up my drive of junk files and empty the recycle bin, etc, and when I booted up this morning I had no internet connection; no control panel; no system restore; no administrative tools and no access to the system backups.   Hmmm, I thought: "Ccleaner has never done anything like this before." and I concluded that the Puppetter had nobbled my puter cos he found out I was accidentally sent the email circulated to the operatives about the Obama pooch implant conspiracy.  Only he had a motive, and only he would have had the resources to hack into my PC and nobble it... so be warned, people, if you read a sensitive email regarding some conspiracy or other, don't go using Ccleaner afterwards.

You know, of course, who wrote the program for Ccleaner?

@ Po` and conspiracy #62.   I always had a feeling that I'd seen Shinhit someplace before, and now you've filled in the blank, thanks for that, Po`... I'll sleep much better tonight knowing  where.

I suppose the big question is, how separated at birth were they?  Like were they just split up and sent to different adoptive parents... or were they conjoined twins and surgically separated?  I mean if it was the former it was a cruel conspiracy cos Skinhit missed out on all those years in Pee Wee's Playhouse and wouldn't have had the fun chilhood his twin still enjoys today.  Yup, that woulda been pretty cruel orright... and even if it was the latter, it was still pretty cruel cos Pee Wee got all the looks, the money and the brains.   Damned conspiracists have a lot to answer for... cutting poor Skinhit off like that.

Well I'll be!

I'm beginning to suspect that this is a decoy thread, a part of a classic distraction technique if you will.... I'd point out a pattern only there doesn't appear to be one...

That was my first clue.

Clueless is the first step to wisdom, Grasshopper....

If you are Alternate Setting and not yet another diversion.

   Have you noticed the paintbrush, starkers? ==>  

Ah, ha, so now we're getting to the bottom of it... the WC winky with Bill Gates' paintbrush... and we of course know that Stardock is a MS partner these days.  Hmmm, and naturally, we can't leave Zubaz out of the equation.  It is becoming more and more evident that Zubish is in actual fact a covert code which furthers the cause of the conspiracy. And to think, all this time we've been taking the mickey out of Zubaz and not giving credit where credit is due... that he's brainier than we first thought.  I mean, those zebras skin pants aren't exactly a dead give away, now are they.. so who'd have thunk it, that Zubaz actually has an IQ?

Alone, a rock against the storm: A bulwark against the floodtide of Conspiracy he stands at his lonely outpost resolute our Hero!

The caffeine in coke is not the addictive part,.......its actually that bloody  'dyanamic ribbon' that they so ferociously copyright...... (it has hypnotic powers)

ciggarettes dont give you cancer, they calm you, the powers that be just dont want a calm society (back in the 40's and 50's and probably further back, doctors promoted ciggies as stress relief).......i rest my case. 

because L.S.M.F.T  Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, so round so smooth, so firm and fully packed. Luckies taste better, cleaner, fresher, smoother.  If you want better taste from your cigarette, lucky strike is the brand to get, its toasted to

give you the best taste yet,.......its the toasted cigarette.

Kitty....the cigarette family is happy you wrote this.

The only toasted camel I ever had was in the Sinai Desert...Didn't eat it....the poor baby got caught in the middle of a war.

The whole war thing is yet another distraction. Countries have wars to divert your attention from the fact that the international corporations and the families that own them are making a mint on the venture.

Ok, this is taken from the movie "Kalifornia" [Brad Pitt, David Duchovny]

"Folks needing breakfast is a myth - put out by the cereal people"

The only hero at the end of the day will be the bloke who locates the Puppeteer, reveals his true identity to the World and then locks him in a 6' x 2' cell... could be a pine box, who cares, so long as the Puppeteer is out of action and can do us no more harm.  I mean, look what he did to probably the most famous, most recognised muppet of all, George W Bush... had is hand up his butt for so long it created undue pressure on his (er) brain (????) and nobody has been the same ever since.

Ah, somebody else who has discovered the great Coke conspiracy!  Sure they want you to buy the product, but the 'hypnotic' ribbon was actually designed in such a way as to have consumers behave in an irrational and unconventional manner... especially if they mixed their Coke with alcohols such a rum, scotch and bourbon, etc.  The idea behind the irrational behaviour, it's reported, is to have large numbers of the populace so engrossed in acting like a pratt that they're oblivious to Coca Cola's plot to take over the World... especially when those consumers mixed alcohol with their Coke.

I am only able to report on this sinister conspiracy because I suspected the dynamic ribbon was impregnated with hypnotic suggestions and began wearing my rose coloured glasses to counteract the devastating effects, particularly when Coke and alcohol are mixed.  Fortunately, I was made patently aware of the 'acting like a pratt' syndrome induced by Coke mixed with alcohol - somebody showed me video footage of a drunken escapade in which I stripped stark bollock naked and and sat atop the flag pole of the local cop shop - and I so gave it up so as not to be oblivious to the sinister plot Coca Cola hatched to have consumers go ape shit while under the influence.

Of course, the alcohol producers are in on this, but that's another story.....

Of course it is.... and the chemical they put in cigarettes to make people think it's OK to smoke didn't get in there by accident.  That was also a carefully contrived scheme by the tobacco lords to have people believe smoking is socially acceptable and makes them look cool.  And of course, Coca Cola and the alcohol producers invested in this conspiracy by lending their top chemists to create the 'come on it's cool' ingredient in smokes... because they concluded that drinking and smoking go hand in hand and thus can reap them all huge profits at huge expense to consumers.

So, if any of you suddenly find yourselves stark bollock naked atop the flagpole at your local cop shop with a smoke hanging out your mouth, you'll know that these subliminal messages and dubious marketing tactics really work.