It's just not gonna happen.  Apart from pussy lovers everywhere revolting (and i know one or two who are revolting enough already), too many politicians are cat owners and wouldn't dare impose the tax on us and exempt themselves, for fear of hundreds of revolting cat lovers descending upon their electoral offices, starting a riot and throwing paper bags of cat poo around.

My cat Mikey [see Xmas topic for pic] who is 12 kilo, could fill a dump [haha DUMP] truck with his poo, it's worth it's weight in.. well poo , I need to hire a Backo to move it!

You sure Mikey isn't crossed with an elephant???

Anyhow, give Mikey a feed or two of curried cabbage and he'd be the perfect weapon when you go down to your local member's electoral office to protest... just squeeze lightly and he's a single barreled  poopgun with repeat action.

hehe hey, I had this dream right about the time Mikey grew HUGE, I was sitting in my hallway, dressed in rags like Cinderalla, and there were cat food cans stacked in piles like in Coles [Supermarket] and Mikey was coming down the hallway, but he was massive, he was about 10 foot high and his head was caving the roof in, and he began to growl, and the cans were going everywhere, it was an earthquake, and I'm sitting there with a rusty can opener, trying to open the cat food tins as Mikey is getting closer, and I'm like "Mikey PLEASE.. I'm opening them as fast as I can!!!"

That sounds like a catastrophy not a catspiracy.  Can you imagine the size of the fur balls from a cat that big.  And cleaning the litter box would take a Catapillar tractor.

LOL hey, the animal welfare desexed my cats, and when I asked what I owed, they said it was FREE, they said they thought they'd be doing the country a service desexing my boys, as if they breed, they could be responsible for over 27000 kittens

WOW, child support would be hell.

Hell yeah, I never thought of that

I think they should desex bankers so they don't reproduce and have kids that bank customers have to support in luxurious lifestyles through the obscene and preposterous bonuses bankers gratuitously award themselves.

Oh heck, while we're at it, let's give 'em lobotomies as well... to remove the greed centre and enhance generosity towards home buyers/customers in general.

I was talking to a woman yesterday who said that her bank charged her $75 for a late payment on her credit cards.  She paid at 11.05 pm here in Queensland, but because the payment was not received until 12.05 am the next day in New South Wales - due to Queensland not being on daylight saving - she was charged a late fee... all for the sake of 5 lousy minutes and can only be classified as bank greed.

Even after complaing and explaining the time difference to the bank, she was told that the late fee stood and it would not be refunded.

Stinks, don't it!

I'm with you starkers!

Yup, neuter and lobotomise them all NOW.... and Kevin Rudd.  His emissions trade scheme will benifit big energy providers while our our electricity costs rise between $100 and $120 per quarter to pay for a hair-brained scheme that'll do little to combat climate change or pollution, etc.

WHAT!?!?!!!!?!?!!!??

I just finished clearing a $1000 AGL bill

This IS a conspiracy

Indeed....and it turns out there's more than one Puppeteer!

Each Family has one.

I suspect, however, that one Puppeteer  manages all the lesser ones.

Oh look,  it's all my old Math teachers, they've  joined forces!

Take a look at number 3, she looks like the north end of a south-bound cow

I hate it when someone has their arm up my butt.  Of course you'll do anything they say.

I think that I'd be safe there... I mean, can you honestly see anyone anywhere within cooee of my butt, let alone close enough to insert an arm/digit, whatever???

Holy $hit, I just read that a few times... that could actually happen - that's not funny!

Actually, that a scenario may be lot closer than you may think, unclerob... like why do you think they changed all drivers licenses to have a photo identification and a barcode on them?

Yeah, the customer/applicant can provide their own photo, but before it is attached to the license it is impregnated electronically with all sorts of information, including criminal history; school marks; marital status and any affairs had; DNA and whether you use your left or right hand (I use paper myself) to wipe your bum.  The barcode is then created with all personal details and attached to the license so that when the cops pick you up for speeding they can swipe it through the slot on their on-board computer to bring up your personal and most intimate/private details.... which is how come cops can call offenders names that only their mother should know.

The idea of this license technology also pulls up your most recent phone calls - incoming and outgoing - to see whether or not your boss called cos you're really late for work, or urgently on your way to the hospital cos they called to say your wife has gone into labour with your first child.  Nope, there's no more lying to the cops... they already know if got lumps when you farted, and all this information can be accessed by your boss, government department...  and your spouse if he/she has your social security No, blood group and exact waith measurement.

So there you have it... we've already been catalogued and branded like mere cattle already.