well battin down me hatches and hide me curried cabbage

You friggin people are hilarious...

k10W3...U remind me of myself!

we luv you too jack........

The conspiracy isn't that there are 12 or 13 families, but that the puppeteer who controls these families has his hand up the butts of these muppets and doesn't wash his hands, thus spreading disease into the population when he appears to be giving us something for nothing... like the air we breathe and the water we drink.  The idea is to kill off as many peons as is practical to reduce strain on resources such as power/energy, medical and transport. 

The Puppeteer, however, needs peons to do his bidding and work towards his greater glory, so after the cull he reinserts his hand in the butt of one of family leaders, yanks on their colon to motivate him into exploiting those who survive the modern-day plague, and profits immensely from the mundane jobs/reaping and sowing we're expected to do to feather his nest.

For about eight years it was speculated that George W Bush was the puppeteer, but it has since been discovered that he likes things inserted into his butt and therefore must be a muppet like the rest of us.  I therefore propose another conspiracy using the technologies of Stardock to discover the true identity of the Puppeteer and nobbble him. If anyone can find him, with partners such as Microsoft, the CIA and FBI behind them, it's Stardock.

Yeah, and the travesty there is that when someone pulls the plug in their bathtub, the water goes down the plughole, through a (less than adequate) filter and comes out in someone else's drinking water... which ends up being flushed down the john, being re-filtered and pumped into somebody elses bathtub... and the continuous cycle goes on and on and on.  I mean, why do you think government agents (and those favoured by the government) only drink bottled water that comes from a well guarded but secretly located pure water spring.... which sometimes is flavoured with lemon or other fruit juice to ensure they're not drinking toilet water from peons switching bottles on them.

I is me and me is you and you are them and them are they 'cause they were those and those 

aren't anyone but the ones they used to be before they became one and on and on and on till 

we get right back to me ....................... " Frogboy " .......... you see I made you all up you are

not who you think you are cause you are me and I am you .... understand me ? 

Bill Gates told me that if i got enough people to become members here to customize his windows

that he would then sale more windows and in turn he would put me in his will ....... sooooooooo

LOL ( made-up members ) you are not you and you never were and never will be ..............

you really think AzDude can get all those downloads on his own ..... get real people .........

................... now Bill how much do I get in $$$$ cold cash ???? .... " Frogboy "  

Very nice Starkers...Very nice.

Ah, now there's a real conspiracy of monumental proportions... them thar film makers basin' Jack Sparra on tha life of I n' addin' in stuff wot I didn' do.

I tried suing ta stop 'em releasin them thar fillums, but tha puppeteer 'ad 'e's 'and up tha judge's butt an' it got throwed out o' court.  An' shiver me timbers if'n 'em didn' go n' rename tha Twisted Sister n' call 'er tha Black Pearl... now that thar be a travesty. Wurse still, they got some 'andsome actor t' play tha part of I, an' 'e's no whars near as 'andsome, not ta menshun as charmin' as I.  An' then tha blasted imposter didn' talk pirate all proper like... 'e talked like 'e 'ad a plum in 'e's mouth or a stick up 'e's arse.

Yup, them thar Pirates o' tha Carribean fillums wos a major disappontment to I, so I be 'opin' that us can find that thar Puppeteer feller afore me next court case ta stop tha next fillum comin' out.

Aaaarggghhhhh!!!!!!

but why is the Rum gone ?

Pyrates are tools of the 12 or 13 families as well. Any other view is frankly delusional. All this water filtration and Alaska have nothing to do with the central paranoid(?) thesis: that there really is someone out to get you. Are they "misinterpreting" things? Perhaps they're correct. After all, just because we are in the greater number doesn't make our view any more correct than the folks at the time of Columbus.....

And BTW "I am he and he is she and we are all together" as the Walrus song goes....

I believe that Az is masquerading as starkers or as Johnny Depp...maybe both.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you...

Indeed...if you're really DPCloud and not an implant/shill.

I know one thing for sure....since your spelling is perfect you can't be member #150,121.

It weren't announced publicly anywhars, but tha King's men done a vote in tha parliament t' oulaw rum t tha likes of all us pirate types.  It be wrong I knows, but they reckuns that if'n us pirates stays sober us'll be'ave better n' declare tha taxes on our booty, stoopid buggers. They 'aves no idear, do 'em... that a drunken pirate be mote likely ta tell tha truth 'bout that sort o' thing than a sober one.

As per usual, them guvverment fellers be conspirin' ta do us down, but tha daft sods 've got it all wrong 'an I says bugger 'em... it baint be like 'em 'ave done us any favers, now be it!  Aye, that thar Guy Fawkes feller 'ad tha right idear orright, juss tha wrong meffod.  Wot 'e shuld 'ave done wos leaved a slow burnin' candle in tha guvvermint toilet... sooner or later one o' them thar politishun fellers wuld 'ave 'ad enuff hot air ta blow 'em all ta kingdom come.

Ere, wot be ye insinuatin', Doc... us pirates be tha tools o' no man ot 'e's family, 'cepts ourselves... tho when us 'aves a bit too much rume we acts like proper tools.

Nah, he bain't be doin' that, thar wuldn' be enuff room in me 'ammuck fer 'im n' that thar Depp feller.

You crack me up.

Even member #150,121 isn't really who he says he is... and with Zubish as the perfect cover to conceal his true identity, alas, we'll never really know exactly who he is.  In fact, his cover is so good, sometimes he doesn't even know himself exactly who he is. He's obviously the plant of some sinister organisation, but his training in Zubish is so complete, he doesn't remember his former life and has to undergo hypnosis when they want to extract the information they sent him in for. 

I mean, he's probably oblivious to the entire conspiracy and thinks it's just a bit of friendly advice regarding his welfare when it's suggested he go see his shrink about some hynotherapy to help cure him of persistent hiccups.  Poor sod... and it's not like any of us can rouse him from his state of oblivion, not when we can't even tell him who he really is... the shock may just be too much and his spellchecker may be the first casualty as he enters the denial stage and insists on writing everything in Zubish to avoid facing who he really is... or isn't.

Yup, those conspirators and their co-conspirators have a lot to answer for.

Hah! Just what starkers would say which proves you aren't starkers but rather a clever satellite replicant constructed in LeftClickMX.

This software was made by the Matrix simulation of Banfield & Bargmann. They put a fence around it and it lives permanently on starker's desktop. It changes what he types and what is downloaded to his machine to make him believe it's really what he typed and us that it was really him that typed it.

And you thought you could fool me? Not you nor all the Rum in the Caribbean!

If he types he's doomed by the LeftClick MX utility. Not even RightClick/OB2 can save him from the B&B assimilation. They, by the way, work for the dreaded 'W' family.

How do I know you're working alone?

 So what's a shill