Murphy's Laws
How many are there out there"
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
I for one have always enjoyed the sardonic wisdom of Murphy's Laws. There appear to loads of them, corollaries and extensions too!
The rules? 1. No big 'G''ing answers, please.
2. No "Overkill" just one or two per post...gotta leave some for others, right?
3. Have fun!
To get it started: 1. Whatever can go wrong, will.
2. What ever can go wrong will, at the most inopportune time and you will be blamed.
Let the games begin!
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Reply #3 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:27 PM
Good!
1 Any given program will eventually expand to use up all available memory.
2 In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
Reply #4 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:33 PM
If I really have uncontrollable gas, I will inevitablely have to ride in an elevator full of people at some point.
Reply #5 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:52 PM
Realizing the patient you've just injected has a serious infection causes you to stab yourself with the used needle.
Reply #6 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:01 PM
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Reply #7 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:16 PM
If I buy that triple scoop ice cream cone, I will drop it walking out the door.
Love it...all that optimism!
Reply #9 Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:20 AM
Murphy's Law...If something can go wrong...it will.
Sod's Law ...If something can go wrong...it will...for you.
Reply #10 Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:29 AM
I'm sick with a sinus infection right now. I can never really seem to get my "drainage" out.
The ONLY times it is EVER ready to come out (and forcefully at that) is when there's people everywhere, and no bathroom! 
Reply #11 Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:32 AM
Those that can, do.
Those that can't, criticize.
Reply #13 Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:34 AM
Confidence is the feeling you have immediately BEFORE you fully understand the situation.
Reply #14 Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:35 AM
Those who have never made a mistake have not done anything......yet.
Reply #15 Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:54 AM
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Reply #16 Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:06 AM
Just when you thought you'd made it foolproof someone comes up with a new and improved fool.
Reply #17 Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:19 AM
No one notices what I do until I quit doing it.
Reply #18 Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:35 AM
Oh no i am doomed now, Murphys Law, i am the one responsible for this LOL
Reply #19 Thursday, November 13, 2008 7:36 AM
If it jams, force it, if it breaks it needed replacing anyway
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Reply #1 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:23 PM
If it's breakable, I'll break it.