New Versions of Windows 7 leaked
No really . . . it's not *that* bad
Thursday, October 16, 2008 by ZubaZ | Discussion: OS Wars
Shirley, one of the under-appreciated drones at Stardock tech support came across an announcement of the versions of Windows 7 to be released next year. You may notice that it's expanded a bit from the Vista versions. 
(yes, a joke 
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Reply #42 Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:15 PM
She get my vote for best GUI! 
Reply #43 Sunday, October 19, 2008 12:40 AM
Windows 7 Fuzzy Logic Edition.... by the time you've read the EULA, Installation Instructions and User Manual as to it's origins/how it got its name, Windows 9 will have been out of beta 12 months or more.
Windows 7 Murphy's Law Edition... if anything can go wrong, well it probably already has.
Windows 7 Po` Smedley Edition... hates Skinhit and has automated tools to Photoshop and post humorous pics of people to forums.
Windows 7 Bichur Edition... code was written with Viagra to prevent/self-heal broken throbbers.
Windows 7 TTD Edition... MS' first ever fully themed OS, complete with virtual Troll Bait & Thumpers.
Windows 7 'Bridge to Nowhere Edition.... has no internet capabilities to prevent Palin detractors posting embarrassing stuff about her. Apparently, Sarah Palin is assisting MS in the revised edition; Windows 7 Moose Hunt, which comes complete with the Moose Hunt game... designed with real shotguns and shells to take out political opponents.
Windows 7 McCain Edition... is designed for nursing home residents and based on a very early edition of Windows and doesn't utilise a lot of memory,
Reply #44 Sunday, October 19, 2008 11:42 AM
Hey, I already got the McCain Edition
Window 7 Starkers Edition - Will take you copies of Windows and make them his ideas. 
Reply #45 Sunday, October 19, 2008 5:43 PM
Reply #46 Sunday, October 19, 2008 7:21 PM
Nah, the Starkers Edition would start off Pirated.... and SP1 would make it quite illegitimate. 
Windows 7 Mother-in-Law Edition... no matter what you do, the UAC is constatly nagging.
Windows 7 Jobs Edition.... imitates OS-X Feral Cat and patents everything you put on your PC.
Windows 7 Zubaz Edition... comes with free Po` Smedley Photoshop creations of its namesake.
Windows 7 Titanic Edition... MS' largest, most bloated OS ever, comes with own iceberg.
Windows 7 Stephen King Edition... gives users nightmares cos they can never figure out the mystery of Windows 'til the very end.
Windows 7 Britney Spears Edition... auto-books you into rehab when 'Oops' you've done it again.
Windows 7 X-Files Edition... designed using covered up alien technology and still very much a MS/gov't conspiracy.
Reply #48 Monday, October 20, 2008 3:50 PM
Windows7 *Election Edition* the box shows all kinds of hope and promises for a better tomorrow, Plus promises 2 turkeys in every household. But on install you realize it's the same old thing just with new packaging, and the two turkeys coming to your house are McCain and Obama.
Windows7 *Senate Edition* Every so often it votes its self a raise in resource's.
Windows7 *Bailout Edition* On Install takes your $$ and sends its self on vacation.
Windows7 *Mugger Edition* Same as 3 previous versions, just with no fancy box or title.
Reply #49 Monday, October 20, 2008 4:43 PM
Windows7 *Senate Edition* Every so often it votes its self a raise in resource's.
Windows7 *Bailout Edition* On Install takes your $$ and sends its self on vacation.
Windows7 *Mugger Edition* Same as 3 previous versions, just with no fancy box or title.
Windows 7 Congress Edition - Will promiss to do a lot of things but will accomplish nothing in the first 100 Days.
Windows 7 Hillary Edition - Is voting for you but once installed it will vote against you.
Windows 7 Michelle Obama Edition - For the first time in it's life it will be proud to be a Microsoft Windows OS.
Windows 7 Cindy McCain Edition - Comes with 7 houses and a fortune
Reply #50 Monday, October 20, 2008 5:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That one truely made me laugh out so loud and for so long that, my kids thought their old man finally had lost it...
Thanks, HG
Reply #51 Monday, October 20, 2008 5:57 PM
Thanks Bro 
Glad I can offer a bit of humor. Weeeeee*THUD*Moooo..... 
Reply #52 Monday, October 20, 2008 7:41 PM
Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That one truely made me laugh out so loud and for so long that, my kids thought their old man finally had lost it...
Thanks, HG
whaddya mean , finally?
Reply #53 Monday, October 20, 2008 7:51 PM
Windows 7 , lolcats edition. Itz in ur 'puter , steelin ur ramz
Windows 7 , Soviet Russia Edition. It installs YOU!
Windows 7 , AYB edition. All your ram are belong to it . You have no chance to reboot make your time. You are on the way to BSOD.
Windows 7 , Rickroll edition. It's never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down , Never gonna run around and desert you.
Windows 7 , Failboat edition. Causes any ships where Windows is installed on shipboard PCs to tilt over 45 degrees , or sink.
Windows 7 , Admiral Ackbar edition. It's a TRAP!
Windows 7 , Cantina edition . HAN INSTALLED FIRST!
Reply #54 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 8:39 AM
Windows 7 Dubbya Edition... has an oval shaped GUI and a virtual WMD finder based on code from Stardock's political filter.
Reply #55 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 8:57 AM
Windows 7 , Soviet Russia Edition. It installs YOU!
Windows 7 , AYB edition. All your ram are belong to it . You have no chance to reboot make your time. You are on the way to BSOD.
Windows 7 , Rickroll edition. It's never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down , Never gonna run around and desert you.
Windows 7 , Failboat edition. Causes any ships where Windows is installed on shipboard PCs to tilt over 45 degrees , or sink.
Windows 7 , Admiral Ackbar edition. It's a TRAP!
Windows 7 , Cantina edition . HAN INSTALLED FIRST!
Reply #56 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 10:35 AM
Windows 7 Vader edition. When you power up it tries to take over the galaxy.
Windows 7 Yoda edition. Similliar to ZubaZ edition, but spells a bit better
Reply #57 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 4:00 PM
Nah, the Starkers Edition would start off Pirated.... and SP1 would make it quite illegitimate.
Windows 7 Mother-in-Law Edition... no matter what you do, the UAC is constatly nagging.
Windows 7 Jobs Edition.... imitates OS-X Feral Cat and patents everything you put on your PC.
Windows 7 Zubaz Edition... comes with free Po` Smedley Photoshop creations of its namesake.
Windows 7 Titanic Edition... MS' largest, most bloated OS ever, comes with own iceberg.
Windows 7 Stephen King Edition... gives users nightmares cos they can never figure out the mystery of Windows 'til the very end.
Windows 7 Britney Spears Edition... auto-books you into rehab when 'Oops' you've done it again.
Windows 7 X-Files Edition... designed using covered up alien technology and still very much a MS/gov't conspiracy.
RMAO!!!!! 
Windows7 *Senate Edition* Every so often it votes its self a raise in resource's.
Windows7 *Bailout Edition* On Install takes your $$ and sends its self on vacation.
Windows7 *Mugger Edition* Same as 3 previous versions, just with no fancy box or title.
Mugger Edition well, that's half of it.
@HG_E
Reply #58 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 4:51 PM
Windows 7 Vader edition. It finds your lack of faith in it's features disturbing
Fixed
Reply #59 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 5:15 PM
Fixed
Fixed
Reply #60 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 5:16 PM
Windows 7 Yoda edition. Similliar to ZubaZ edition, but spells a bit better
@2of3: This is the parallel Bizarro world where Start Buttons are oval (hmmmmm....) and Luke goes to TX to learn from "Yoda".
The Death Star crashes because it's OS "leaks" because of splleng mistakes (and 7of9).
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Reply #41 Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:47 AM
Micro$oft Windows 7 Ultimate Window:
Sums it up.
@HGE: Brilliant!
For 2of3:
"Windows 7of9: The Best Lookin' Interface Around!"