Windows 7 Goose Edition..... A very stable, but.........oooo GEESE!

Windows 7 John Murtha Edition - it's not a Racist Edition, just a Redneck one.

Windows 7  Monica Lewinsky Edition - A cigar in every pack or with a Windows 7 preinstalled PC

Windows 7 Mr T Edition - The Boot Screen has Mr T pointing towrds you with the words "I pitty the fool who bought this copy".

Windows 7 Jackass Edition - If you buy it, you deserve it

Windows 7 O'Reily Edition - You hard drive and CD-Rom spin stops here

Windows 7 007 Edition - You sidebar has more gadgets than a swiss army knife.

Sounds like the W7 MacGuyver Edition which also morphs into the W7 Stargate edition...which takes you straight to the Goa'ould to be infested.

ohhhh..... ouch..... that one gotta hurt....
(and not only for the user)

Windows 7 Star Trek Edition - boots in warp speed.
(If you're a fast reader, you'll notice the nano second the bootscreen reads "Warp speed, Mr. Zulu")

Windows 7 Stargate Edition - Sends your box onto another planet.....

Windows 7 Doctor Who Edition... doesn't need the internet as it transports users in time and space to site locations.

Windows 7 Dalek Edition.... comes complete with anti-viral laser and allows users to "Exterminate, Exterminate" spyware, trojans, viruses and malware, but not Porn Bots.  The porn bot exterminator is slated for SP11 but is not expected to be effective against pictures of naked women (or men).

Windows 7 Mr Spock Edition... does not allow users to perform illogical operations: uses Vulcan mind meld to virtually knock some sense into them should they try to do so.

Windows 7 Scotty Edition... I'm giving it all she's got, but she's got no more to give...  MS' bloat has put too much strain on the dilitium drive and we're going to crash.

Windows 7 Captain Kirk Edition... Very funny Mr Scott... now beam down my pants!  While this Windows edition explores technology where no OS has gone before, sometimes things get lost in cyberspace due to unstable 'copy and move' functions in the file transporter room.

Windows 7 Lt. Uhura Edition... has a gorgeous intreface but is limited to hailing other frequencies on the internet and doesn't do a lot else.

Windows 7 wasilla Town Hall edition... don't need to install a 'tracks eraser' as it conveniently loses important documents, contact details and bookmarks.

Windows 7 Politician Edition.... not only does it have a built-in spell-checker, it comes complete with a political lies and broken promises dictionary, a $150K + GOP expense account, and cos you know they're gonna be doing it right back at you, a lie checker to suss-out political opponents/colleagues emails.

Windows 7 Energy Czarina Edition: Puts a tax on the Oil Companies that everyone else pays at the pump. Fills her coffers and allows her to pay citizens of "Up There" for votes and seeks pork anyway!

Windows 7 Foreskin Edition.  Not available in Hebrew.

Windows 7 Gentile Editions.  Not skinnable.

Windows 7 Papal Edition.  You can't keep it awake.

Windows 7 Multi-Religion Edition.  Codes don't agree on anything and eventually your system blows up.

Windows 7 Catholic Edition.... has a direct line to God and takes confession.

Windows 7 Hare Krishna Edition.... has a weird looking GUI and plays George Harrison system sounds.

Windows 7 Scientology Edition....  Tom Cruise will interrogate, evaluate and reindoctrinate users performing system errors.

Windows 7 Mormon Edition... EULA stipulates users must go doorknocking weekly to spread the word

Windows 7 Jehova's Witness Edition... same as Mormon Edition but comes with 'crush-proof' shoe to prevent injury when sticking foot inside people's doors.

Windows 7 TV Evangelist Edition... users don't have to believe in God, included instructional video shows how to lie convincingly that they do to keep the money rolling in.

Windows 7 Dr Phil Edition.... performs psyche evaluations before users can logon: religious zealots can only logon in 'Safe Mode Without Networking'

Windows 7 Halloween edition... comes complete with all the boo hoo hoo, a ghostly GUI, witchy widgets and bonus animated wallpaper of Sarah Palin riding on her broomstick.