I want 'em all!I'm gonna need a bigger computer with more partitions than the back room in a *ahem* "massage parlor"

This is a pure gem!

Well, I guess  S I Z E  does matter.... sooo....you're the Wiz, wave your wand    [any wizops around?].

Thanks Zubaz for starting off this fire storm of creativity from members, there are some gems here!

Just what I needed after a day at the office!

lmao, surpised this is not a real statement from them... lmao

@QuickSilver:  Just feed him Karma, burp him and put hmi to bed.

@The_Goo:   Who says it isn't?  

Windows 7 , Duke Nukem edition , 'I'm here to kick ass and chew up RAM , and I'm all outta-*reboot*'

Windows 7 , Duke Nukem Forever edition 'it'll be out when it's ready ( hopefully ) with no bugs'

Windows 7 , Emperor Palpatine edition . *something* *something* *something* RAM *something* *something* complete

ZubaZ wonders at all teh different price points. 

Who knew this post would be so much fun.  thank you all. 

Windows 7 , Death Star Edition - 'Nobody could possibly exploit the one tiny flaw in the Operating System'

Windows 7 Death Star Edition v2.0 - 'Now witness the firepower of my fully armed and operational Operating System'

Windows 7 , Heaven edition , were you'll end up when it all goes bang. im of all ready to sky's the limit.

Windows 7 , 128 bit pro , tripple quad core ''gamming edition , out beat your peformer, only 1 limited box. momma.

Windows 7, payback time,  mircosoft selling us doggy windows , know were even better than xp pro. o ghoss.

i had a rip myself ,lol guys and gals.

Windows7 *Prequel Edition* It reverts you back to Lotus.

Windows7 *Lottery Edition* much like our past OS's, the user constantly throws $$ at it hoping eventually it will pay off.

Windows7 *Politician Edition* No matter which button you press it never does what is wanted, but tells you it has.

Windows7 *American Idol Edition* (We wanted to jump on the band wagon too). * comes complete with Ear plugs and fork for poking out eyes, Just in case you actually try to watch it.

windows7 *Bill Clinton Edition* every time you restart it denys crashing in the first place

LOL!!! "Windows 7 Pirated Edition"?! That made me laugh!!! "Sold on every street corner for a couple of bucks..." L-O-L!!!!!!

W7 Bill Clinton Edition Logon Screen: "I didn't have Edition with her." It depends on the definition of "Edition".

W7 Bill Clinton Edition: Boot it up and it'll leave a stain on your blue dress.

W7 Bill Clinton Edition: Code name "Monica" (just like Hillary named the dog!)

W7 Brainiac Edition...all graphics have 2500 layers.

W7 DX Edition..........crashes 3 times daily.

W7 Impulse Edition.......boots up in less than 30 minutes!!

W7 McCain Edition........only displays wallpapers made from pics of Palin.

W7 Obama Edition.......new default theme....watermelon luna.

and the best for last:

W7 Hyperdesk Edition.......nothing skinned but the user.  

Windows 7 Fox Mulder Edition... keeps an X-File on UFO's (Unexplained Failures to Operate) and user command abductions.

Windows 7 Dana Scully Edition... provides  logical explanations and attributes them to Microsoft.

Windows 7 Stargate Edition... dialing home doesn't always get you there and requires Norton to prevent Go-auld viruses.

Windows 7 Three Stooges Edition... goes "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk' when user performs fatal error.

Windows 7 Oliver Hardy Edition... has the error message: "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into" when you download a virus or trojan.

Windows 7 *chernobyl edition* melts down after 2 weeks due to poor quality coding

Windows 7 University of Florida edition; while surfing user receives numerous pop ups begging, “Don’t taze me bro!”  

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OMG am I peeing meself laffin' Cap'n?

Windows 7 Bigfoot Edition... extremely fast and instantly performs most user operations, but leaves huge memory footprints.

Windows 7 Yeti Edition... operates well in low temperatures and high altitudes but is abominable at communication and its IP address is never seen on the WWW.

Windows Moose Edition... No, not for animal lovers but a rushed early release containing subliminal messages urging users to vote for the revamped Palin/McCain ticket.

Windows 7 Faithful Hound Edition... reintroduced the XP search puppy, which greets you at the door and fetches your slippers.

Windows 7 Feline Edition.... purrs like a kitten when in use, but instantly falls asleep if you leave your laptop on the couch.

Windows 7 Bull Edition... works tirelessly like an ox and never needs a reboot but is not recommended for china shop owners

Windows 7 Elephant Edition... probably MS' largest ever OS: while it has a huge footprint and ravenously chews resources it has an excellent memory and allows users to make free internet trunk calls.