New Versions of Windows 7 leaked
No really . . . it's not *that* bad
Thursday, October 16, 2008 by ZubaZ | Discussion: OS Wars
Shirley, one of the under-appreciated drones at Stardock tech support came across an announcement of the versions of Windows 7 to be released next year. You may notice that it's expanded a bit from the Vista versions. 
(yes, a joke 
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Reply #2 Thursday, October 16, 2008 9:49 AM
Funny, FF3 expanded the image enough to read it.
Reply #4 Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:13 AM
That is some funny shite right there. Thanks Zube. 
Reply #5 Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:30 AM
@Zubaz: And you made me think the actual thing was available for download 
Anyhoo, nice job! 
Reply #8 Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:12 AM
Nice one Zub!!! That's some good reading. Don't let MS see it, cuz they just might adapt to some of that!!
Reply #9 Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:16 AM
You mean this is almost true.
Reply #10 Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:16 AM
Sorry forgot the smiley for the above comment.
Reply #11 Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:18 AM
That's OK, I will simply wait for Windows 7.03.0001.1258b. It will have everything Ultimate has plus a pop up that will remind me just how stupid I was to believe this copy was actually real and worth the money and then it will have a laughing sound bit I can change to different laughing voices of my choosing.
Reply #12 Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:29 AM
I was dribbling there out of an unknown orifice....I haven't even gone Vista yet, right Zubaz I owe you one for that 
Reply #13 Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:41 PM
Arrr, Oy be wantin' t'pirate version, arrr
Reply #15 Thursday, October 16, 2008 4:31 PM
Hows about a Mac or Linux version of Windows 7? Or maybe a Wall Street version.
Reply #17 Thursday, October 16, 2008 4:56 PM
Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..
Windows 7 * Zubaz Edition* written completely in Zubish, this may be our most stable windows yet!
Windows7 *HG Edition* all buttons order free pizza.
Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.
Windows7 *noob Edition* only has one button, which says "do stuff"
Reply #18 Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:07 PM
wouldn't that be the one with the big X on it and a little apple up on the top?(think it was called windows 7 secure edition...)
Reply #19 Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:17 PM
Oooh burn. 
Reply #20 Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:21 PM
Windows7 *SD Edition* Moves you to Michigan and provides you access to have picture taken with a red Porsche.
Windows7 *Pirate Edition deluxe* offers tons of stolen software and free room and board for the next 3-5.*
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Reply #1 Thursday, October 16, 2008 9:41 AM
I friggin' hte image reduction sometimes.
I swear this looked better when I wrote it.