New Versions of Windows 7 leaked
No really . . . it's not *that* bad
Thursday, October 16, 2008 by ZubaZ | Discussion: OS Wars
Shirley, one of the under-appreciated drones at Stardock tech support came across an announcement of the versions of Windows 7 to be released next year. You may notice that it's expanded a bit from the Vista versions. 
(yes, a joke 
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Reply #22 Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:21 PM
Windows7 * Wallstreet edition* (aka win ME) Crashes shortly after opening.
Windows7 *Mac Edition* Patents every thing on your HDD.
Windows7 * DRM Edition* Logging in requires 9 forms of photo identification, written permission from all software mfgs,4 pass codes. and then only allows you to look at the OS, not actually use it. ( transferal of this version to another PC is punishable by having all your MP3's deleted)
Windows7 *Satanic Edition* Nothing gets saved..
Reply #24 Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:36 PM
Windows7 *XP Edition* Allows you to downgrade to a stable operating system for only $129 and the rest of your soul!
Windows7 *Dell Edition* Uses new coding architecture to fuse all your cicuitry together, allowing you to never be able to change your system again
Windows7 *Kaliedoscope Edition* Because it's not like you're looking at anything important online anyways
Windows7 *Music Edition* Stream free music at super-high (32 bitrate) quality for only $499
Reply #25 Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:51 PM
Windows 7 *Dirty Harry Edition* Go Ahead , Click the Start Button ,Do ya feel lucky, punk?
Windows 7 *Joe The Plumber Edition* When you make more than $250k a year, it slows down
Windows 7 *Porn Edition Edition* When you turn it on , it returns the favour
Reply #26 Thursday, October 16, 2008 8:52 PM
OMG, as if the original article didn't have me peeing my pants with glee to begin with, everybody's comments have me falling off my chair with laughter! 
At a time when I can no longer afford happy pills, the WinCustomize community steps up to the plate and fullfills my need for relief! Thanks guys!!
Reply #27 Friday, October 17, 2008 11:53 AM
You know, I missed that little apple in the picture. 
Thanks for pointing that out. 
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Reply #29 Friday, October 17, 2008 12:08 PM
Windows 7 Obama Edition - You don't have to pay for it (it will actually pay you) so long as you don't make more than $250,000 a year.
Windows 7 McCain Edition - When you start it up the Boot Screen will say I am not the Bush Edition.
Windows 7 Bush Edition - It make pre-emtive strikes on viruses and those who may create them.
Reply #30 Friday, October 17, 2008 12:33 PM
Windows 7 McCain Edition - When you start it up the Boot Screen will say I am not the Bush Edition.
Windows 7 Bush Edition - It make pre-emtive strikes on viruses and those who may create them.
Very, very funny!
Reply #31 Friday, October 17, 2008 2:31 PM
Windows 7 Enron Edition - Shreds all .XLS and .ODS files upon exit.
Windows 7 Offshore Edition - Only works during night hours; Software installs take 3 weeks; Costs $10.
Windows 7 Palin Edition - Can see Linux from its window.
Reply #32 Friday, October 17, 2008 2:56 PM
Best so far!!!!!
Reply #33 Friday, October 17, 2008 6:41 PM
Windows7 *Japanese Edition* Randomly starts up addicting videogames to distract you so you can't work while they take over the world
Reply #34 Friday, October 17, 2008 7:42 PM
Yup .... and it crashes taking your house, IRA and job.
Reply #35 Friday, October 17, 2008 7:46 PM
Windows 7 *Joe The Plumber Edition* When you make more than $250k a year, it slows down
Windows 7 *Porn Edition Edition* When you turn it on , it returns the favour
Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..
Oooh burn.
Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.
Great!
Reply #36 Friday, October 17, 2008 8:22 PM
Best so far!!!!!
Hmm, how to out do this one?
Windows 7 Vista Edition - Same software as Windows Vista, catchy new name.
Windows 7 8th Edition - Also knows as SP2
Windows 7 Door Edition - Why look thru a Window when you can just get right into the action.
Windows 7 FoxNews Edition - Fair and Balanced
Reply #37 Friday, October 17, 2008 11:52 PM
Windows 7 * Zubaz Edition* written completely in Zubish, this may be our most stable windows yet!
Windows7 *HG Edition* all buttons order free pizza.
Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.
Windows7 *noob Edition* only has one button, which says "do stuff"
That was better than the original post!! ROFLMAO!!
Reply #38 Friday, October 17, 2008 11:59 PM
Reply #39 Saturday, October 18, 2008 12:48 AM
Windows 7 Starkers Edition... like the Pirate edition but all code is written in Arrrr, and you can only logon with Avast Matey or OS goes to Davey Jones' locker instead of a BSOD.
Reply #40 Saturday, October 18, 2008 12:58 AM
Winows 7 Igloo Edition.... like Windows 7 Home Edition but with operational teleprompter provided.
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Reply #21 Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:33 PM
Windows7 *Genuine Microsoft edition* Just wont bloody work