Just to give you all a chuckle......
Monday, July 23, 2007 by Vampothika | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I thought Id tell you all this story, to put a smile on yr dial, and to let you all know what a 'great' business mind i have !! (cough cough)
well, the other day i stumbled across this diy dating website where you could create your own dating website and collect half the profits of every member who joined...so i thought 'ooooh i can do that! cant be too hard!'
So off i started, gave my website a kickass name, ect and i was going along very nicely until it came time for me to pick a design for the site. There was no evil skulls, bizzare symbols with no meaning, or roses drippin blood...it was BORING! So already I felt rather let down. So i chose the only one that semi applealed to me, a pink one with some kind of razzle dazzel design...blegh!! so with that out of the way, i then had to add banners from other companies that said " if you show ours, we will show everyone yours!'
so, i did that too. (this all took hours by the way!) finally my site was up and running, so i decided to logg in and see how it all looked. And guess what? It was already full of fake members..... but they had to be god ugly members didnt they? I swear some of them looked like stalkers, drug addicts, uncles you never heard of. basement guys, guys that looked way TOO young to even know what a date consisted of...
what about some women with boobs hmm? or semi naked? no? WHY NOT? I appreciate my own sex, give me some rope huh?
so here i was with this stupid PINK razzel dazzel site with all my horrible lovelies. yeah i was on a winning streak now.........
So i resigned to the fact that probably no one would join but me, so i joined as a free member.
And as i expected, no one else joined.....lol and thats my funny story........the end... 
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Reply #22 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:46 PM
Reply #23 Wednesday, July 25, 2007 3:07 AM
Me, I prefer the rotary beater type....bit of a sadist come masochist and enjoy the pain. Mind you, though, one of those battery jobs might be alright if it had a motor with a bit of grunt....summat like a 'lectric egg beater.
Hey, try yer second-hand egg beater instead.....yeah, I know, talk about lunacy.
...and I know you weren't biting necks....you were that mysterious woman who entered the Ipswich blood bank and made a withdrawal, weren't you! And of course that's not blood on your lips...you used a straw like any other civilised person.
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Reply #21 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:35 PM
its all cool bigdog.......
nah shes battery opperated starkers....you know.. its like one of those stupid demtel gizmos that no one NEEDS or WANTS but porn it off like you MUST have it........*smirks*
...actually i got one of them egg beaters too..picked it up at a second hand shop..i luv it but havent used it yet....i cant seem to put down the dam teaspoon im always picking up, even to butter bread or toast......most use a knife ..i use the back of a teaspoon, talk about lunacy......