Just to give you all a chuckle......

Monday, July 23, 2007 by Vampothika | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

I thought Id tell you all this story, to put a smile on yr dial, and to let you all know what a 'great' business mind i have !! (cough cough)

 

well, the other day i stumbled across this diy dating website where you could create your own dating website and collect half the profits of every member who joined...so i thought 'ooooh i can do that! cant be too hard!' 

So off i started, gave my website a kickass name, ect and i was going along very nicely until it came time for me to pick a design for the site.  There was no evil skulls, bizzare symbols with no meaning, or roses drippin blood...it was BORING!   So already I felt rather let down.  So i chose the only one that semi applealed to me, a pink one  with some kind of razzle dazzel design...blegh!!  so with that out of the way, i then had to add banners from other companies that said " if you show ours, we will show everyone yours!'

so, i did that too.  (this all took hours by the way!)  finally my site was up and running, so i decided to logg in and see how it all looked.  And guess what?  It was already full of fake members.....  but they had to be god ugly members didnt they?  I swear some of them looked like stalkers, drug addicts, uncles you never heard of.  basement guys, guys that looked way TOO young to even know what a date consisted of...

what about some women with boobs hmm? or semi naked? no? WHY NOT?  I appreciate my own sex, give me some rope huh?

so here i was with this stupid PINK razzel dazzel site with all my horrible lovelies.  yeah i was on a winning streak now.........

So i resigned to the fact that probably no one would join but me, so i joined as a free member.

And as i expected, no one else joined.....lol  and thats my funny story........the end...   

 

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Cavan1
Reply #1 Monday, July 23, 2007 7:06 PM
Damn, ya could have posted this before I put myself down on that other thread, now I'll never be able to join

what about some women with boobs hmm? or semi naked? no? WHY NOT?


Well ummm, you could always post em, and maybe a ummm linkaroo
Noiram
Reply #2 Monday, July 23, 2007 7:26 PM
  
Vampothika
Reply #3 Monday, July 23, 2007 8:40 PM
  
Jafo
Reply #4 Monday, July 23, 2007 8:46 PM

It was already full of fake members

Is that something like prosthetics?....

Vampothika
Reply #5 Monday, July 23, 2007 9:00 PM
yeah i reckon jafo....but still, adding some woman would not have killed them surely?..... *rolls eyes*.... tight asses... buahhahah.....
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #6 Monday, July 23, 2007 10:14 PM
They already had a date. They just gave it a rest so they could type.  
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #7 Monday, July 23, 2007 10:40 PM
fake members...snicker.  
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #8 Monday, July 23, 2007 10:56 PM
I don't there kitty... I think maybe if you added a hook to the site like a members only 20% discount on love gel #9 and screen wipes you would've gotten some takers and some sales.  
vStyler
Reply #9 Monday, July 23, 2007 11:00 PM
screen wipes


    
starkers
Reply #10 Monday, July 23, 2007 11:08 PM
It was already full of fake members.....


Um, might not be fake members...could be cast off's...no-hopers...rejects from another (come in spinner's) web site. Going by your description, I'd have sent 'em elsewhere, too.

.....and Jafo...I've given it some thought and er, what purpose could a prosthetic member serve?

Tell ya wot, Kitty, I think we must be on the same wave length....my mother is setting up a web site to do with time, and just yesterday I told her that I'd set up a desperate and dateless section to rake in a few quid on the side.

And it'd have to have wimmin on it, lots of wimmin, but I don't know about naked or semi-naked ones cos I don't need any distractions that could hold me up from getting to WC.
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #11 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 12:52 AM
And since we're talking about sales, perks, premiums and hooks perhaps a kitty dating club gold card membership perk - I don't know - like maybe a latex keyboard cover. Tacky sticky keys are B*** to type on.
starkers
Reply #12 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:07 AM
BDBF..... @ #8 & #11. Lady puts up a fun thread...don't think she wanted it to devolve into a 'raincoat, seedy cinema' type situation.
Vampothika
Reply #13 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:40 AM
@ starkers.....mmmmmmmm wimmin.......gotta have wimmin.....me agreees!!

dunno bout your keyboard situation bigdog......mines always full of ash, cause of my ciggies... or i spill coke all over it.....(replacement time lol) thats happened a few times more than id like to recall.

as for perks...i always think along the lines of something rediculous like:

STICKERS
TEMP TATOOS OF SKULLS to make you look TUFF *smirky smirkity smirk*
A BELLY BUTTON DE FLUFFENATOR..
AND OTHER MYSTERY GIFTS...(strange packages with question marks all over it)

hahhaha........
Jafo
Reply #14 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:57 AM

TEMP TATOOS

not quite 'temp'...wifey is permanent too...

and it's 'tattoo' ....Spell checker ...

Vampothika
Reply #15 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 3:49 AM
nice pheonix's!!!  
sydneysiders
Reply #16 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:14 AM
fluffenators for fake members....there's no point!...     
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #17 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:50 AM
BDBF..... @ #8 & #11. Lady puts up a fun thread...don't think she wanted it to devolve into a 'raincoat, seedy cinema' type situation.
I'm glad you speak for others. Sorry my humor doesn't meet your standards. I don't believe my humor was fraudulent, as most internet dating services are scams, I thought my attempt at humor fit the topic. Nor were my comments intended to defame Kitty, but thank you for your "concern" Starkers.

starkers
Reply #18 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 7:08 AM
A BELLY BUTTON DE FLUFFENATOR..


Now would that be battery operated one, or one like an old time egg beater ya gotta turn by hand?
Guelphite
Reply #19 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 12:43 PM
Very funny Kitty Malone. Well, you know what they say, You can attract more weirdos with online dating sites than you can with vinegar.     
starkers
Reply #20 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 4:38 PM
Kitty....I hope you're not planning to advertise that dating site of yours on late night TV like most of 'em do. There's nothing worse than a string of date ads during Stargate, one after another, each repeating once or twice during each ad break. Geez that gives me the irrits/screaming abdabs big time, cheesy desperate and dateless ads while I'm tryin ta watch me fav'rit show....and we don't need another to make the ad breaks any longer.

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