Just to give you all a chuckle......
Monday, July 23, 2007 by Vampothika | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I thought Id tell you all this story, to put a smile on yr dial, and to let you all know what a 'great' business mind i have !! (cough cough)
well, the other day i stumbled across this diy dating website where you could create your own dating website and collect half the profits of every member who joined...so i thought 'ooooh i can do that! cant be too hard!'
So off i started, gave my website a kickass name, ect and i was going along very nicely until it came time for me to pick a design for the site. There was no evil skulls, bizzare symbols with no meaning, or roses drippin blood...it was BORING! So already I felt rather let down. So i chose the only one that semi applealed to me, a pink one with some kind of razzle dazzel design...blegh!! so with that out of the way, i then had to add banners from other companies that said " if you show ours, we will show everyone yours!'
so, i did that too. (this all took hours by the way!) finally my site was up and running, so i decided to logg in and see how it all looked. And guess what? It was already full of fake members..... but they had to be god ugly members didnt they? I swear some of them looked like stalkers, drug addicts, uncles you never heard of. basement guys, guys that looked way TOO young to even know what a date consisted of...
what about some women with boobs hmm? or semi naked? no? WHY NOT? I appreciate my own sex, give me some rope huh?
so here i was with this stupid PINK razzel dazzel site with all my horrible lovelies. yeah i was on a winning streak now.........
So i resigned to the fact that probably no one would join but me, so i joined as a free member.
And as i expected, no one else joined.....lol and thats my funny story........the end... 
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Reply #4 Monday, July 23, 2007 8:46 PM
Is that something like prosthetics?....
Reply #5 Monday, July 23, 2007 9:00 PM
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Reply #10 Monday, July 23, 2007 11:08 PM
Um, might not be fake members...could be cast off's...no-hopers...rejects from another (come in spinner's) web site. Going by your description, I'd have sent 'em elsewhere, too.
.....and Jafo...I've given it some thought and er, what purpose could a prosthetic member serve?
Tell ya wot, Kitty, I think we must be on the same wave length....my mother is setting up a web site to do with time, and just yesterday I told her that I'd set up a desperate and dateless section to rake in a few quid on the side.
And it'd have to have wimmin on it, lots of wimmin, but I don't know about naked or semi-naked ones cos I don't need any distractions that could hold me up from getting to WC.
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Reply #12 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:07 AM
@ #8 & #11. Lady puts up a fun thread...don't think she wanted it to devolve into a 'raincoat, seedy cinema' type situation. Reply #13 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:40 AM
dunno bout your keyboard situation bigdog......mines always full of ash, cause of my ciggies... or i spill coke all over it.....(replacement time lol) thats happened a few times more than id like to recall.
as for perks...i always think along the lines of something rediculous like:
STICKERS
TEMP TATOOS OF SKULLS to make you look TUFF *smirky smirkity smirk*
A BELLY BUTTON DE FLUFFENATOR..
AND OTHER MYSTERY GIFTS...(strange packages with question marks all over it)
hahhaha........
Reply #14 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 2:57 AM
not quite 'temp'...wifey is permanent too...
and it's 'tattoo' ....
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Reply #18 Tuesday, July 24, 2007 7:08 AM
Now would that be battery operated one, or one like an old time egg beater ya gotta turn by hand?
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Reply #1 Monday, July 23, 2007 7:06 PM
Well ummm, you could always post em, and maybe a ummm linkaroo