Truisms
Where I'm from they call these "Hard Sayings"
Monday, May 1, 2006 by Bandit4edu | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I know we have a words to live by thread and a movie quotes thread, but I hate to see this core wisdom left out. Maybe you have seen this type of knowledge on a t-shirt or spray painted on an underpass, neither of which make them less useful. I'll start this with a couple of my favorites...then y'all just have at it:
1. Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn.
2. Never hold a cat while cranking a chainsaw.
Just to be clear, the post does not have to contain the word "never"...just be a universal truism with a tinge of humor.
1. Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn.
2. Never hold a cat while cranking a chainsaw.
Just to be clear, the post does not have to contain the word "never"...just be a universal truism with a tinge of humor.
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NightTrainthedark
Reply #22 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:06 PM
Reply #22 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:06 PM
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Bandit4edu
Reply #23 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:08 PM
Reply #23 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:08 PM
Artificial Intelligence usually beats Real Stupidity
Bandit4edu
Reply #24 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:09 PM
Reply #24 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:09 PM
But for Venetian Blinds it would be curtains for all of us
Bandit4edu
Reply #25 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:12 PM
Reply #25 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:12 PM
Light travels faster than sound
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Sleeping Dragon
Reply #26 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:20 PM
Reply #26 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 2:20 PM
God gave us two ears and only one mouth for a reason 
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Reply #21 Tuesday, May 2, 2006 1:53 PM