Hollywood Wants You
Cast your life story
Thursday, November 3, 2005 by PoSmedley | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
They are willing to give you 'some' authority in the production.
You get to cast
Yourself.
Your parents
Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one)
Your director
and
The theme song
the title
and mood (Love story, comedy, drama, action, etc)
and..there is just enough in the budget to ressurect 'one' dead actor/actress if you absolutely insist on them being in one of the mentioned roles.
I already picked mine.
me- Kevin Bacon
mom- Mary Tyler Moore
dad- Robert Duvall
love interest- Fairuza Balk
Director- Ed Wood (ressurected)
Theme song- 'Drive' by the Cars
Title- Swedish Fish And White Wine
Mood- Dark Comedy
So...Hollywoods calling.....
Reply #22 Saturday, November 5, 2005 7:50 AM
Reply #24 Saturday, November 5, 2005 3:18 PM
| Okay. Take 2. Action! |
Not flamin' likely.....my first movie was a flop, people turned away from the box office in droves!
One reviewer said, and I quote: "Van Damme might have gotten away with it in 'Double Impact, but this director obviously hadn't heard that dual casting went out with Shakspeare and it should have remained in an obscure theatre in the back streets of Stratford Upon Avon."
Movie critics can be so harsh!

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Reply #21 Friday, November 4, 2005 11:43 PM
Starkers, you've been warped for quite some time-- the nick is a dead give-away
Yep, was born with my tongue in my cheek, one hand on a joke book and the other on the giggle juice
I'm drawing a line here on the floor, starkers. If you cross it, Imma shoot first and count straightjackets later
Now I never mentioned anything about having to wear a straight jacket.....looks like I'm a gonna have to get out my bullet proof one, then.
Tooooo true....and I'm copping all this flak for picking just one
Okay, if nobody else is gonna say it...."That starkers is one sick puppy." There, everyone feeling better now?
Oh well, my brief movie career is over