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Hollywood Wants You
Cast your life story
Thursday, November 3, 2005 by PoSmedley | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Hollywood has called and said they are making a movie about your life. (Wether you like it or not, warts and all)
They are willing to give you 'some' authority in the production.
You get to cast
Yourself.
Your parents
Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one)
Your director
and
The theme song
the title
and mood (Love story, comedy, drama, action, etc)
and..there is just enough in the budget to ressurect 'one' dead actor/actress if you absolutely insist on them being in one of the mentioned roles.
I already picked mine.
me- Kevin Bacon
mom- Mary Tyler Moore
dad- Robert Duvall
love interest- Fairuza Balk
Director- Ed Wood (ressurected)
Theme song- 'Drive' by the Cars
Title- Swedish Fish And White Wine
Mood- Dark Comedy
So...Hollywoods calling.....
They are willing to give you 'some' authority in the production.
You get to cast
Yourself.
Your parents
Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one)
Your director
and
The theme song
the title
and mood (Love story, comedy, drama, action, etc)
and..there is just enough in the budget to ressurect 'one' dead actor/actress if you absolutely insist on them being in one of the mentioned roles.
I already picked mine.
me- Kevin Bacon
mom- Mary Tyler Moore
dad- Robert Duvall
love interest- Fairuza Balk
Director- Ed Wood (ressurected)
Theme song- 'Drive' by the Cars
Title- Swedish Fish And White Wine
Mood- Dark Comedy
So...Hollywoods calling.....
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Bichur
Reply #2 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:17 PM
Reply #2 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:17 PM
me - Shrek
mom - Mamie Van Doren
dad - Ed Asner
love interest - Bjork
director - William Smithee
theme song - Dazed and Confused
title - Moon Beams and Cowpies
mood - heart throbbing thriller
mom - Mamie Van Doren
dad - Ed Asner
love interest - Bjork
director - William Smithee
theme song - Dazed and Confused
title - Moon Beams and Cowpies
mood - heart throbbing thriller
PoSmedley
Reply #3 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:28 PM
Reply #3 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:28 PM
Shrek has been contacted and had this response.
Bichur
Reply #4 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:39 PM
Reply #4 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:39 PM
Yeah, I know. I've been telling him not to worry, I think he can pull it off.
PoSmedley
Reply #5 Thursday, November 3, 2005 6:21 PM 
I think it's gonna close before it's even opened. Another 'Heaven's Gate"!
Reply #5 Thursday, November 3, 2005 6:21 PM
I think it's gonna close before it's even opened. Another 'Heaven's Gate"!
starkers
Reply #6 Thursday, November 3, 2005 11:14 PM
Reply #6 Thursday, November 3, 2005 11:14 PM
ME....has to be me!
Ma'...Dolly Parton.
Pa'...Buddy Ebsen (resurrected)
Love interest...Dolly Parton.
Director...Smothers Brothers (if not sisters).
Theme song...I Will Always Love You.
Title....Thar's love in Them Thar Hills
Mood....Beverley Hillbillies meets Best Little Whorehouse...
Ma'...Dolly Parton.
Pa'...Buddy Ebsen (resurrected)
Love interest...Dolly Parton.
Director...Smothers Brothers (if not sisters).
Theme song...I Will Always Love You.
Title....Thar's love in Them Thar Hills
Mood....Beverley Hillbillies meets Best Little Whorehouse...
aimzzz
Reply #7 Thursday, November 3, 2005 11:30 PM
Reply #7 Thursday, November 3, 2005 11:30 PM
Ma'...Dolly Parton.
Love interest...Dolly Parton.
Um, Starkers, isn't it a bit incestuous?
Love interest...Dolly Parton.
Um, Starkers, isn't it a bit incestuous?
starkers
Reply #10 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:02 AM
Ummmm....perhaps! Was trying to capture.....oh nevermind. Truth is, I admire Dolly Parton as a performer, whether it be singing or acting, and nobody else came to mind...for either role.
Nothing wrong with wanting the best of both worlds, is there? Dolly would make a terrific mother
Reply #10 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:02 AM
| Um, Starkers, isn't it a bit incestuous? |
Ummmm....perhaps! Was trying to capture.....oh nevermind. Truth is, I admire Dolly Parton as a performer, whether it be singing or acting, and nobody else came to mind...for either role.
Nothing wrong with wanting the best of both worlds, is there? Dolly would make a terrific mother
TYCUS
Reply #11 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:13 AM
...common starkers, she can be only one
-=TYCUS=-
Reply #11 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:13 AM
| Ma'...Dolly Parton. |
| Love interest...Dolly Parton. |
...common starkers, she can be only one
-=TYCUS=-
starkers
Reply #12 Friday, November 4, 2005 2:01 AM
Tycus.....the whole thing was tongue in cheek, something like Scary Movie, and should not be taken seriously.
Reply #12 Friday, November 4, 2005 2:01 AM
| ..common starkers, she can be only one |
Tycus.....the whole thing was tongue in cheek, something like Scary Movie, and should not be taken seriously.
PoSmedley
Reply #13 Friday, November 4, 2005 5:49 AM
Shouldn't the theme be 'Family Affair'? or 'We Are Fanily'?
And won't 'Buddy' have something to say about this?
Dolly is awesome, btw. Always liked her, but really have gotten into her bluegrass stuff. I love 'Little Sparrow' and her version of 'Shine'.
Reply #13 Friday, November 4, 2005 5:49 AM
| Ma'...Dolly Parton. |
| Love interest...Dolly Parton. |
| Theme song...I Will Always Love You. |
Shouldn't the theme be 'Family Affair'? or 'We Are Fanily'?
And won't 'Buddy' have something to say about this?
Dolly is awesome, btw. Always liked her, but really have gotten into her bluegrass stuff. I love 'Little Sparrow' and her version of 'Shine'.
Lantec
Reply #14 Friday, November 4, 2005 7:40 AM
Reply #14 Friday, November 4, 2005 7:40 AM
Me - Robert Deniro
Mom - Erin Brocovich (?spelling)
dad - Invisible Man
Love Interest(s)(can you say Lays Potato Chips) - Jessica Alba, Ashley Judd, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Selma Hayek, Heather Graham, Bridgette Wilson.....did I forget anyone?? I'm sure I did.
Director - Me (never was good with authority figures)
Theme Song - Hard Days Night
Title - Canonball Run
Mood - Tear Jerking Comedy/Drama Love Story
Mom - Erin Brocovich (?spelling)
dad - Invisible Man
Love Interest(s)(can you say Lays Potato Chips) - Jessica Alba, Ashley Judd, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Selma Hayek, Heather Graham, Bridgette Wilson.....did I forget anyone?? I'm sure I did.
Director - Me (never was good with authority figures)
Theme Song - Hard Days Night
Title - Canonball Run
Mood - Tear Jerking Comedy/Drama Love Story
Cynder-Elluh
Reply #15 Friday, November 4, 2005 9:16 AM
Reply #15 Friday, November 4, 2005 9:16 AM
Me / Myself
Mom / Tyne Daly
Dad / my Dad/ resurrected
Love Interests/a few (Matthew McConaughey/Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt/Hugh Jackman)
Director / Ron Howard
Theme Song / Sheryl Crowe/ All I wanna do
Title / Life Set To Music
Mood / Epic/Action/Light comedy/Love story/Classic
Mom / Tyne Daly
Dad / my Dad/ resurrected
Love Interests/a few (Matthew McConaughey/Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt/Hugh Jackman)
Director / Ron Howard
Theme Song / Sheryl Crowe/ All I wanna do
Title / Life Set To Music
Mood / Epic/Action/Light comedy/Love story/Classic
starkers
Reply #16 Friday, November 4, 2005 11:34 AM
The Beverley Hillbillies were on TV at the time, I'd recently seen The Best Little Whorehousefor about the 5th time, and in keeping with the hillbilly theme, The Hills Have Eyes came to mind....a B grade horror flick about mutant hillbillies...
I just couldn't resist combining the comedy, horror and romance themes when this thread suggested a wee chance at Hollywood fame.....closest I'll ever get
Okay, so I have a warped imagination....been watching too many Wayans Brothers movies, I guess
Reply #16 Friday, November 4, 2005 11:34 AM
Shouldn't the theme be 'Family Affair'? or 'We Are Fanily'? |
The Beverley Hillbillies were on TV at the time, I'd recently seen The Best Little Whorehousefor about the 5th time, and in keeping with the hillbilly theme, The Hills Have Eyes came to mind....a B grade horror flick about mutant hillbillies...
I just couldn't resist combining the comedy, horror and romance themes when this thread suggested a wee chance at Hollywood fame.....closest I'll ever get
Okay, so I have a warped imagination....been watching too many Wayans Brothers movies, I guess
aimzzz
Reply #17 Friday, November 4, 2005 12:30 PM
Reply #17 Friday, November 4, 2005 12:30 PM
Starkers, you've been warped for quite some time-- the nick is a dead give-away
PoSmedley
Reply #18 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:02 PM
Some of you are just plain greedy.
I won't name names, I'll just point and whistle.
Reply #18 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:02 PM
| Your love interest (Sorry, there can be only one) |
Some of you are just plain greedy.
I won't name names, I'll just point and whistle.
PoSmedley
Reply #19 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:07 PM 
I'm drawing a line here on the floor, starkers. If you cross it, Imma shoot first and count straightjackets later.
Reply #19 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:07 PM
I'm drawing a line here on the floor, starkers. If you cross it, Imma shoot first and count straightjackets later.
Lantec
Reply #20 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:26 PM
If you do my life story "one" is where I stopped. I didn't marry until I was 23. Had to get there first. If I had to oick one to play the wife....I guess I'd go with Bridgette Wilson. Hope Sampras rots in hell.
Reply #20 Friday, November 4, 2005 1:26 PM
| Some of you are just plain greedy. |
If you do my life story "one" is where I stopped. I didn't marry until I was 23. Had to get there first.
If I had to oick one to play the wife....I guess I'd go with Bridgette Wilson. Hope Sampras rots in hell. Please login to comment and/or vote for this skin.
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Reply #1 Thursday, November 3, 2005 3:15 PM
mom - my mother
dad - my father
love interest - my wife
Director - dont need one
theme song - Cliff Richard - Some People
Title - 'Days of our lives'
Mood - Cheerfull drama