What if you shined a flashlight...
Thursday, June 10, 2004 by I.R. Brainiac | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
while going the speed of light?Would it shine any further?(or would the light just collect at the source and get REALLY hot) 
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feline
Reply #142 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 6:17 PM
feline *totally puzzled*
this sounds like you have to much chocolate to carry...
its a long shot, i know, but i really cannot see what else you are talking about. however, dont worry, we know how to help you carry the chocolate!
feline *sigh*
purchasing chocolate should not be a sad experience! it is supposed to be a religious and joyous experience!
feline suspects traveling at light speed it to slow
we need to travel at Jafo speed! this is clearly an urgent emergency!
Reply #142 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 6:17 PM
| Mrs _footsie_ - if I push too hard they'll wind up under my armpits and then I can't put my arms down |
feline *totally puzzled*
this sounds like you have to much chocolate to carry...
its a long shot, i know, but i really cannot see what else you are talking about. however, dont worry, we know how to help you carry the chocolate!
| Mrs _footsie_ - on the other hand....I must sadly purchase my chocolate like everyone else....and.... |
feline *sigh*
purchasing chocolate should not be a sad experience! it is supposed to be a religious and joyous experience!
feline suspects traveling at light speed it to slow
we need to travel at Jafo speed! this is clearly an urgent emergency!
feline
Reply #143 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 6:22 PM
feline *raspberry*
you are just trying to distract us so you can sneak past and eat our chocolate!
Reply #143 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 6:22 PM
| Fuzzy Logic - I have my own theory on light. *snip* Fuzzy Logic concludes that all other theories are nonsense and I'll take my Nobel prize in chocolate |
feline *raspberry*
you are just trying to distract us so you can sneak past and eat our chocolate!
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #144 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 7:26 PM
Reply #144 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 7:26 PM
According to warp theory, I've already had your chocolate... 
Essencay
Reply #145 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 7:52 PM
Reply #145 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 7:52 PM
Seeing how this thread spans the universe of time, space and chocolate Has there been a time-zone change for WC or have I always been 1-hour ahead of the time posted on a post. It's 8:50ish PM here EST.
Has there been a time-zone change for WC or have I always been 1-hour ahead of the time posted on a post. It's 8:50ish PM here EST.
Hus
Reply #147 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 8:02 PM
Reply #147 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 8:02 PM
It could be that this thread somehow bent the space time continuum and now daylight savings is screwed up...or it bumped you into 1 hour into the future. It also could of always been like that, and you're only noticing it now...but I'm leaning towards the space time continuum thing... 
Essencay
Reply #148 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 8:09 PM
Space time continuum, sounds like a good cover story
, but I'm betting that I'm just finally noticing it now
Reply #148 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 8:09 PM
| you're only noticing it now |
Space time continuum, sounds like a good cover story
, but I'm betting that I'm just finally noticing it now
Aleatoric
Reply #149 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 9:39 PM
Reply #149 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 9:39 PM
Jafo, the omnipresent watcher of the board, gets distracted by a bit of chocolate.
At the same time, a flashlight is accelerated to the speed of light.
Jafo doesn't see the flashlight, but, out of the corner of his eye, he sees the photons that might have been emitted by the flashlight (one of which hits the chocolate before Jafo can finish eating it).
In a fit of anger at the photon contaminated chocolate, Jafo throws the chocolate at the flashlight, hitting it and knocking it off course.
Essencay is pulled through the resulting rift in the space time continuum and placed in his chair one hour earlier.
While Essencay is posting about the sudden time difference, Jafo, realizing the severe consequences of a space time rift on this board (of all places), snatches Essencay back into his proper time and seals the rift. The flashlight with the now burned out bulb is returned to I.R. Brainiac, with stern instructions to not let it get away again.
And in the frozen lands of Nador, they were forced to eat Fuzzy's chocolate, and there was much rejoicing!
At the same time, a flashlight is accelerated to the speed of light.
Jafo doesn't see the flashlight, but, out of the corner of his eye, he sees the photons that might have been emitted by the flashlight (one of which hits the chocolate before Jafo can finish eating it).
In a fit of anger at the photon contaminated chocolate, Jafo throws the chocolate at the flashlight, hitting it and knocking it off course.
Essencay is pulled through the resulting rift in the space time continuum and placed in his chair one hour earlier.
While Essencay is posting about the sudden time difference, Jafo, realizing the severe consequences of a space time rift on this board (of all places), snatches Essencay back into his proper time and seals the rift. The flashlight with the now burned out bulb is returned to I.R. Brainiac, with stern instructions to not let it get away again.
And in the frozen lands of Nador, they were forced to eat Fuzzy's chocolate, and there was much rejoicing!
DesignCaddy
Reply #150 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 10:39 PM
Reply #150 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 10:39 PM
through all this mathematical babble you all forgot one thing.
in outer space, if you shine a flashlight, you can not see the beam
unless you are watching it hit something, or you are looking at the source.
in outer space, if you shine a flashlight, you can not see the beam
unless you are watching it hit something, or you are looking at the source.
lovesblessing
Reply #153 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:05 AM
Reply #153 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:05 AM
That explains the problem....especially why the bulb keeps burning out!
Essencay
Reply #154 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:11 AM
Reply #154 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:11 AM
Essencay has a strange sensation that he has been here before....
lovesblessing
Reply #155 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:15 AM
Reply #155 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:15 AM
That's right....it's all in your imagination.....just keep repeating, "There's no place like home....there's no place like home...." (oh, & ya might wanta try clicking your heels together 3 times too! )
)
Alternate Setting
Reply #156 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:17 AM
Reply #156 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:17 AM
I can't remember the last time I had a strange sensation - I seem to remember they're kinda nice tho
Essencay
Reply #157 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:18 AM
Reply #157 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:18 AM
Essencay has a strange sensation that he has been here before....
Bill Murray's Groundhog Day come's to mind, I tend not to look good in red-ruby pumps
Bill Murray's Groundhog Day come's to mind, I tend not to look good in red-ruby pumps
lovesblessing
Reply #158 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:24 AM
Reply #158 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:24 AM
You should see my cow that has ruby red pumps! (Oh yes, and a blue gingham dress too!)
(Oh yes, and a blue gingham dress too!)
Essencay
Reply #159 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:28 AM
Reply #159 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:28 AM
with reference to cows getting sunburned, does your cow prefer a matching parasol or SPF15
lovesblessing
Reply #160 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:32 AM
Reply #160 Wednesday, June 16, 2004 1:32 AM
She doesn't get sunburned, as she hasn't gone outside since I brought her home! However, I think that a lovely parasol would go well with the rest of her outfit! A matching parasol, that would be lovely!
lovesblessing has been reading too many Regencies lately....Ahem!
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A matching parasol, that would be lovely! lovesblessing has been reading too many Regencies lately....Ahem!
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Reply #141 Tuesday, June 15, 2004 6:11 PM
Unlike Fuzzy, I'm not sure how easily we can distract him with chocolate
feline suspects we can distract him with "cnocolate"