Worst Cars of ALL TIME???

Tuesday, January 27, 2004 by joetheblow | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

What is your pick?

http://www.forbes.com/2004/01/23/cx_dl_0126featslide_7.html?thisSpeed=20000

I'll go with the Pinto. The Ford Focus... maybe...
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kongit
Reply #1 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 2:40 PM
the yugo
Chickie
Reply #2 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 3:39 PM
Alcamino.
Styl-X Design
Reply #3 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:00 PM


Styl-X Design starts quoting maddox again... this is bad... real bad

Original text: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars
digital_k
Reply #4 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:24 PM
I would say the Ford Contour/Mercury Mystique twins...major crapola, and I know cause I drove a Contour for about 4 years!-lol I currently drive a Focus joe...grrrrrrrr....and its a well made dependable car actually.
TasT
Reply #5 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 4:53 PM
The ford contour was Fugly, but the Yugo takes the cake as the worst production car of all time.. My math teacher in high school test drove a new one and the window crank fell off!
kongit
Reply #6 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 5:02 PM


one very ugly and bad car. the ford anglia (I think thats its name)
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kona0197
Reply #7 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 5:05 PM
Ford Escorts.

(BTW I am in love with the Ford Focus. Cute cars)
DesignCaddy
Reply #8 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 5:06 PM
i'd go with the pinto.. after that Ford memo that said 'its cheaper if we just let them explode'.
carolelee
Reply #9 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 5:15 PM
AMC Gremlin.......soooo ugly, it looked the car was cut in half...it just gives me shudders Ford Pinto is next in line
carolelee
Reply #10 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 5:16 PM
opps....It looked like the car was cut in half
Jafo
Reply #11 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:18 PM
Gee...I liked the Gremlin....and the Anglia was OK in its day.  Neither deserve 'worst car'...
Jafo
Reply #12 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:20 PM

http://www.microcarmuseum.com/tour/scootacar2.html

Take a wander through this site....you'll be bound to find some turkeys here...

Essencay
Reply #13 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:42 PM
Definition of the Car brand Names:

ACURA:
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
Big Money Wagon

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Chevrolet: Check Heads, every valve rattles, oil leaks every time.

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
Fixed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead

GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
Generous Motors

HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
Inexpensive...

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything



Found these Acronyms here http://members.tripod.com/~mtdman/funny/funny.htm

My pick for fugly cars are the Pontiac Aztec and Honda Element
kona0197
Reply #14 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 6:45 PM
Forgot one: ford backwards is driver returned on foot
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Jafo
Reply #15 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 7:26 PM

Found On Rubbish Dump

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #16 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 7:48 PM
I take it you've nerver been in a Morris Marina...?
Jafo
Reply #17 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 7:55 PM
Just Holden together...
joetheblow
Reply #18 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:09 PM
I like the Honda Element.

Sorry to offend the Ford focus owners...



Now that Aztek is something of a wierd... I don;t know what.. I joke around with my sister telling her that the guy we see with the car is going to loose his girlfriend.

What a choice of vehicles.
joetheblow
Reply #19 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:19 PM
Whats wrong with Holden? their current line up seems ok.
Sugaree
Reply #20 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 11:20 PM
I dunno...I've never owned any of the ones listed.

I think there are More Bad Drivers than cars

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