On Marriage...

Monday, December 15, 2003 by Ala69Bea | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Marriage is
a mutual admiration society
in which
one person is always right
and the other
is always
the husband...
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IPlural
Reply #21 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 12:52 PM
What I want to know is three things...

Why is it that the doctor always seems to talk to my wife instead of me when I go in for tests and or the results?

Why is it that I can hand the person behind the check out counter $250.00 for purchases and they hand my wife the $35.00 in change?

How come it is when my wife tells me that she is not my Mother. I always feel the impulse to tell her to stop acting like her?
wombat_1
Reply #22 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:10 PM
Why is it that the doctor always seems to talk to my wife instead of me when I go in for tests and or the results?

The Doctor is married!
Why is it that I can hand the person behind the check out counter $250.00 for purchases and they hand my wife the $35.00 in change?

The checkout person is married!
How come it is when my wife tells me that she is not my Mother. I always feel the impulse to tell her to stop acting like her?

You're married but as you resist that particular impulse you have developed a strong sense of self=preservation!



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Reply #23 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:27 PM
#21 by IPlural

Simple answere:
You're a man...
kona0197
Reply #24 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 2:55 PM
I made a wise choice in NOT getting married.
WOM
Reply #25 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:16 PM
I'd say thats one lucky woman kona.



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EventHorizon
Reply #26 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:17 PM
kona0197
Reply #27 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 3:22 PM


well if we got married she would lose her SSI benefits.

We just celebrated our 4th anniversary.
Bangkokboy
Reply #28 Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:07 PM
my inlaws spewed venom at me for 4 years because my wife and i eloped and invited no one to the wedding. then their younger daughter's massive blowout wedding nearly destroyed them, and took them 5 years to pay off. i've been rather well treated by them ever since.

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